Womans dictionary

[coolrijji]

Woman Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry


We need = I want


It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later


We need to talk = I need to complain


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead

 

[nAPs2JAAN]

hehehehehhehe ela ela thankss i gt this mail wait ill add more

 

[niro123]

.......

 

[coolrijji]

cool..hehe.. ur welcome..do add....wud love to see

 

[Johncena007]

got it by mail... nice one

 

[shalinda]

he he good one thxxxx

 

[Aphoo]

 

[nAPs2JAAN]

cool..hehe.. ur welcome..do add....wud love to see

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.







WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble





7. Fine, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?



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MEN'S WORDS


1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have s@x now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you

 

[coolrijji]

cool...hehe..thanx

 

[hemalsilva]

 

[xXxHaNzxXx]

 

[kau]

hey girlsssssssss
b careful with guys wen they say like dattttt !!!!!!!!!
(dats funnnnyyyyyy tho)

 

[G-Force]

 

[ICE]

 

[Wal Bada]

Ela ELa

 

[fazaal24]

hehe...mewa ganna thiyanawada???

 

[nAPs2JAAN]

cool...hehe..thanx

welcome

 

[KishanW]

ammo !!!
meeka nam sahenda watinawa !!!

 

[Sujakshan]

kwl .........

 

[Sujakshan]