* Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of the switch.
* Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”
* Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
* Airplanes come with manual to explain their operation.
* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
* Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
* Airplanes don’t care about how many airplanes you’ve flown before.
* Airplanes and pilot both arrive at the same time.
* Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
* Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
* Airplanes expect to be tied down.
* Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
* However, they both have one thing in common—when either one of them gets quiet, it’s definitely not good.
* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of the switch.
* Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”
* Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
* Airplanes come with manual to explain their operation.
* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
* Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
* Airplanes don’t care about how many airplanes you’ve flown before.
* Airplanes and pilot both arrive at the same time.
* Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
* Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
* Airplanes expect to be tied down.
* Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
* However, they both have one thing in common—when either one of them gets quiet, it’s definitely not good.
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