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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 218587" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>Yes" = No</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"No" = Yes</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Maybe" = No</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"I'm sorry." = You'll be sorry</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"We need" = I want</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"We need to talk" = I need to complain.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"You're ... so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Be romantic, turn out the lights"= I have flabby thighs.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Hang the picture there" = NO, I mean hang it there!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"How much do you love me?" =I did something today you're really not going to like.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"I'll be ready in a minute." = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"You have to learn to communicate." = Just agree with me.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.]</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Indigo"><strong>"I'm not yelling!" = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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