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<blockquote data-quote="aslammzm" data-source="post: 3543615" data-attributes="member: 139195"><img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; your life so that you can die Rich. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; pills. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses&nbsp; his&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; bachelor degree and a woman gains her&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; masters. <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.&nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; willpower is defeated by feminine&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; waterpower. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Lecture: An art of transferring information from&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the students without passing through &quot;the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; minds of either&quot; <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; by the number present. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; that everybody believes he got the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; biggest piece. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Dictionary: A place where success comes before&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; work. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Conference Room: A place where everybody talks,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; nobody listens and everybody&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; disagrees later on. <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Father: A banker provided by nature. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; that he got caught.<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; late when you are early.&nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Politician: One who shakes your hand before&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; elections and your Confidence after. <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; kills you by bills. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; read. <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Office: A place where you can relax after your&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; strenuous home life. <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; open their mouth. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; more than you actually do.<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Committee: Individuals who can do nothing&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; individually and sit to decide that &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; nothing can be done together. <img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. &nbsp;<img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; life, to be wise </blockquote>

[QUOTE="aslammzm, post: 3543615, member: 139195"] [SIZE=5][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][I][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]School:[/B] A place where Papa pays and Son plays.[/I] [/FONT][/SIZE][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#800000]Life Insurance:[/COLOR][/B] A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#008000]Nurse:[/COLOR][/B] A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#800080]Marriage:[/COLOR][/B] It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][/B][COLOR=#808080]Divorce:[/COLOR] Future tense of Marriage.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#ff0000]Tears:[/COLOR][/B] The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#0000ff]Lecture:[/COLOR][/B] An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#ff00ff]Conference:[/COLOR][/B] The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#800000]Compromise:[/COLOR] [/B]The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#008000]Dictionary:[/COLOR][/B] A place where success comes before work.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#808000]Conference Room:[/COLOR][/B] A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][COLOR=#800080]Father:[/COLOR][/B] A banker provided by nature.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Criminal:[/B][/COLOR] A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][SIZE=5][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light] [/FONT][/SIZE][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Boss:[/B][/COLOR] Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][SIZE=5][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light] [/FONT][/SIZE][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008080][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Politician:[/B][/COLOR] One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800000][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Doctor:[/B][/COLOR] A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. [COLOR=#808000][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Classic:[/B][/COLOR] Books, which people praise, but do not read.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000080][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Smile:[/B][/COLOR] A curve that can set a lot of things straight.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][B]Office:[/B][/COLOR] A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. [COLOR=#008080][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Yawn:[/B][/COLOR] The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Etc.:[/B][/COLOR] A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][SIZE=5][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light] [/FONT][/SIZE][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000ff][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Committee:[/B][/COLOR] Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that [/SIZE][/FONT][/I][SIZE=5][I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light] nothing can be done together. [/FONT][/I] [/SIZE][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff00ff][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Experience:[/B][/COLOR] The name men give to their mistakes.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0000][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Atom Bomb:[/B][/COLOR] An invention to end all inventions.[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][I] [FONT=Copperplate Gothic Light][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080][B][IMG]http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/ltr/i_safe.gif[/IMG]Philosopher:[/B][/COLOR] A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise [/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [/QUOTE]

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