1. Most Piercings - Number: 4,250
This is a really subjective number 1, and it depends what you are into, I guess. What I like about this image, though, is that it evokes inadvertent stereotypes. For instance, this woman is not African, though it may appear that way. She is, in fact, Scottish.
2. Longest Ear Hair - Length: 13cm
I will admit it, the photograph did sway my decision to make him number 2 instead of number 3, though ear hair is not as visually impressive as googly eyes. Damn fine photograph though!
3. Most Protruded Eyeballs - Distance: 11mm
From a profile, this woman’s eyeballs pop out almost half an inch out from her head. It’s only when you have a look in the mirror that you can truly appreciate this one.
4. Most Digits - Number: 25
Ok, who doesn’t love extra digits? On my first count, I saw 12 fingers and 12 toes, so the number 25 threw me off. That was, however, before I noticed a cute little tarsal floating there on his left toe. Priceless.
5. Longest Fingernails - Length: 24′7″
There’s always room in the Top 5 for really long finger nails, right? I give this woman props for also having a really cool hair-do.
!! what a way to be famous
