Wrong Number !!!!

hancok

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  • Aug 16, 2008
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    Udurawana went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over
    phone. Servant had taken the receiver.
    Udurawana: Who is speaking?
    Servant : Servant Sir.
    Udurawana: Where is the Madam?
    Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
    Udurawana: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
    Servant: What can I do now sir?
    Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back
    and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there
    come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
    Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
    Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
    Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
    Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool?
    Servant: Yes Sir
    Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
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