AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!
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Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
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LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
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A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says:
You want to play magic.
She says:
What is that?
He says:
We go home, screw, and then you disappear.
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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY...
It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days,
and
If it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer :
When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over,
But when you pull down the PANTY...
IT'S SHOWTIME.
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MUM:
Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say 'DON'T'.
And if he touches your ***** say STOP!
GIRL :
But mum, he touched both, so I told him
DON'T STOP!!!!'
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Girls reaction to penis sizes
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
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Fullform of Condom
C-CONFIDENTIAL
O-ORNAMENT
N-NEEDED FOR
D-DOMESTIC
O-OCCASION AFTER
M-MARRIAGE
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!
------------------------------------------
Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
------------------------------------------
LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
------------------------------------------
A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
------------------------------------------
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
------------------------------------------
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says:
You want to play magic.
She says:
What is that?
He says:
We go home, screw, and then you disappear.
------------------------------------------
What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY...
It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days,
and
If it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
------------------------------------------
What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer :
When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over,
But when you pull down the PANTY...
IT'S SHOWTIME.
------------------------------------------
MUM:
Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say 'DON'T'.
And if he touches your ***** say STOP!
GIRL :
But mum, he touched both, so I told him
DON'T STOP!!!!'
------------------------------------------
Girls reaction to penis sizes
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
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Fullform of Condom
C-CONFIDENTIAL
O-ORNAMENT
N-NEEDED FOR
D-DOMESTIC
O-OCCASION AFTER
M-MARRIAGE
