Husband & Wife watching an IPL cricket match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Kolkatta.
Wife : Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter ?
Husband : No. It's a Free Hit.
Wife : Now whom is he waving "Hi" to ?
Husband : No, he is signalling a "Bye" run.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's how many runs in 1 ball?
Husband: A fast bowler comes again
Wife: Why is the bowler rubbing the ball so near his balls?
Husband Turns off the TV.
Wife Immediately Turns it on again and starts watching 'Sujatha Diyani'
Husband: Who is Sujatha Diyani here?
Wife: Shhh now, don't disturb ...
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Kolkatta.
Wife : Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter ?
Husband : No. It's a Free Hit.
Wife : Now whom is he waving "Hi" to ?
Husband : No, he is signalling a "Bye" run.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's how many runs in 1 ball?
Husband: A fast bowler comes again
Wife: Why is the bowler rubbing the ball so near his balls?
Husband Turns off the TV.
Wife Immediately Turns it on again and starts watching 'Sujatha Diyani'
Husband: Who is Sujatha Diyani here?
Wife: Shhh now, don't disturb ...
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