FIAT = Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD = For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI = Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive
KIA = Kills Instantly in Accident
VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
OPEL = Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA = The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA = Hanged Over, Now Driving Away
SUZUKI = Sucks. Used by Zillions. Users Killed Instantly.
BMW = Big Money Waste

AUDI = Automobile, Unstoppable. Driving, Incredible.
NISSAN = Not Innovative, Same Shit. Adored by None.
BAJAJ = Balls Are Jumping And Jumping

And The Best of Them....
MARUTI = Made According to Roads & Users, Typically Indian

