Patta jokes.
Annoyin 8 year old son
Father : Son can u plz go buy me a soft drink
Son : Coke or Pepsi?
Father : Coke
Son : Diet or regular?
Father : Regular
Son : Bottle or can?
Father : Bottle
Son : 500ml or 1liter?
Father : Damit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son : Natural or mineral?
Father : Mineral
Son : Hot or cold?
Father : Im gonna strike u with a broom u idiot
Son : Stick broom or soft broom?
Father : Stop this u little animal
Son : Cow or pig?
Father : Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!!
Son : Now or later?
Father : Now!!!!
Son : So u gonna throw me out or not?
Father : Im gonna kill u!!!!
Son : With a gun or knife?
Father : Im gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!
Son : In the head or stomach?
Father : You pest!!!!
Son : Cockroach or rat?
Father : Fuck you!!!!
Son : With a condom or flesh?
Father : (Faints)
Son : Are u dead or sleeping?
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Girl : why do you keep on following me ?
Boy : because you are so pretty and i think i am falling in love with you.
Girl : really?...... but you haven't met my friend yet. she is more prettier than me and she is right behind you
(the guy looking behind him but found no one)
Boy : are you making fun of me ?
there is no one behind me..
Girl : no, but if u really love me, u won't look back.
because love never happens with the beauty of face. but with the beauty of hearts....
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Boyfriend: I’m coming to see you honey.
Grilfriend: Alright baby.
Boyfriend: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leavenow.
Grilfriend: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase.
Boyfriend: My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you.
Grilfriend: Get your friend to bring you,like he always does.
Boyfriend: He got shot by armed robbers so I can’t come, I’m sorry.
Grilfriend: Oh never mind, I’m not on my period.
Boyfriend: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take me now. I’m coming sweetheart.
Grilfriend: sh*t! I’m really on my period, just did not notice.
Boyfriend: Damn! He has been shot again. I can’t come!!!!
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Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel.
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?"
Answer : "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer : "With milk "
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?"
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar "
Question : " White, brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst" byee
තව සෙට් උනාම දාන්නම්.Page 2 ඒකෙත් ඇති.
Annoyin 8 year old son
Father : Son can u plz go buy me a soft drink
Son : Coke or Pepsi?
Father : Coke
Son : Diet or regular?
Father : Regular
Son : Bottle or can?
Father : Bottle
Son : 500ml or 1liter?
Father : Damit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son : Natural or mineral?
Father : Mineral
Son : Hot or cold?
Father : Im gonna strike u with a broom u idiot
Son : Stick broom or soft broom?
Father : Stop this u little animal
Son : Cow or pig?
Father : Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!!
Son : Now or later?
Father : Now!!!!
Son : So u gonna throw me out or not?
Father : Im gonna kill u!!!!
Son : With a gun or knife?
Father : Im gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!
Son : In the head or stomach?
Father : You pest!!!!
Son : Cockroach or rat?
Father : Fuck you!!!!
Son : With a condom or flesh?
Father : (Faints)
Son : Are u dead or sleeping?
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Girl : why do you keep on following me ?
Boy : because you are so pretty and i think i am falling in love with you.
Girl : really?...... but you haven't met my friend yet. she is more prettier than me and she is right behind you
(the guy looking behind him but found no one)
Boy : are you making fun of me ?
there is no one behind me..
Girl : no, but if u really love me, u won't look back.
because love never happens with the beauty of face. but with the beauty of hearts....
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Boyfriend: I’m coming to see you honey.
Grilfriend: Alright baby.
Boyfriend: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leavenow.
Grilfriend: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase.
Boyfriend: My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you.
Grilfriend: Get your friend to bring you,like he always does.
Boyfriend: He got shot by armed robbers so I can’t come, I’m sorry.
Grilfriend: Oh never mind, I’m not on my period.
Boyfriend: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take me now. I’m coming sweetheart.
Grilfriend: sh*t! I’m really on my period, just did not notice.
Boyfriend: Damn! He has been shot again. I can’t come!!!!
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Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel.
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?"
Answer : "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer : "With milk "
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?"
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar "
Question : " White, brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst" byee
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