The Order of YONI
Origin
The name of the beer is The Order of Yoni.
Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company explains that the word “yoni” means “vagina” in the Sanskrit language and the logo/artwork associated with the beer is also the symbol of a Hindu Goddess.
How it is made?
The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of an unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products,
turning them into a dance with lovely angel.”
Is It Safe?
The crucial part of the project is to ensure the safety of the product. All the material is examined on the presence of other bacteria and viruses. Secondly, the procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing final product completely clean and healthy. In addition, we examine final product on presence of other viruses and bacteria once again,
and the findings will be published here to make you completely sure it’s healthy.
The first batch of beer being made includes the lactic acid bacteria from the vaginas of
Czech models, Alexandra Brendlova, Monika and Paulina
Unique Taste Only For You
With a donation of €10,000, Mann will brew a batch of Order of Yoni produced from your girlfriend’s vaginal bacteria. Just in case she’s holding out on you!
Flavours
BDSM Ale - A sour ale made with smoked plums and vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette model
Blonde Ale - This flavor is made with wheat malt, saffron and edible gold, with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired mode
Please Contribute
Presently Order of Yoni has only raised €279 out of €150,000 goal. However, that creators are not discouraged and determined to get this product to a “hungry” market
The name of the beer is The Order of Yoni.
Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company explains that the word “yoni” means “vagina” in the Sanskrit language and the logo/artwork associated with the beer is also the symbol of a Hindu Goddess.
How it is made?
The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of an unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products,
turning them into a dance with lovely angel.”
Is It Safe?
The crucial part of the project is to ensure the safety of the product. All the material is examined on the presence of other bacteria and viruses. Secondly, the procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing final product completely clean and healthy. In addition, we examine final product on presence of other viruses and bacteria once again,
and the findings will be published here to make you completely sure it’s healthy.
The first batch of beer being made includes the lactic acid bacteria from the vaginas of
Czech models, Alexandra Brendlova, Monika and Paulina
Unique Taste Only For You
With a donation of €10,000, Mann will brew a batch of Order of Yoni produced from your girlfriend’s vaginal bacteria. Just in case she’s holding out on you!
Flavours
BDSM Ale - A sour ale made with smoked plums and vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette model
Blonde Ale - This flavor is made with wheat malt, saffron and edible gold, with vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired mode
Please Contribute
Presently Order of Yoni has only raised €279 out of €150,000 goal. However, that creators are not discouraged and determined to get this product to a “hungry” market
