What's the Easiest way to die?

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seriously this should NOT be a joke...and I can't believe people actually gave answers. You guys are all actually involving in 'assisted suicide' if nothing else. What ever happened to "I respect all EK members"??

For the original thread poster, please get some help...talk to your friends and family or a therapist. Every life is precious and should NEVER be deliberately destroyed. Even with all the problems you may have, there are still people who love you and care about you. "Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem". PLEASE please talk to a loved one...I urge you!
 

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    Here's Very Good Way to Die,
    Pain Free,
    Trouble Free.
    *Caution (this may cost you at least 2000$)

    Follow the steps @ the end you'll feel like your dead.

    1)Buy a Microwave Oven
    2)Bring it home & disassemble
    3)Find the Northern magnetic Coil, Remove the red wire & conduct it in to your arm
    4)Find the south bridge and make the resistance to 100K.(can remove the 1 Ohm resister near the neon unit)
    5}Get Ready to die and turn on the power
    6)take the unscrewed south micro coil in to your hand & slowly bring it near your heart
    7)That's it your dead (magnetic microwaves will stop your heart forever)

    PAINLESS GUARANTEED, YOU WONT FEEL A ANT BITE OF A PAIN!!!
    But before you move make sure your freaking brother is not around. I did this once I died for a about 30 Sec. My idiotic brother gave mouth breath treatment and I got my life again. Curse that SUCKER!!
     

    kingdewi

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  • seriously this should NOT be a joke...and I can't believe people actually gave answers. You guys are all actually involving in 'assisted suicide' if nothing else. What ever happened to "I respect all EK members"??

    For the original thread poster, please get some help...talk to your friends and family or a therapist. Every life is precious and should NEVER be deliberately destroyed. Even with all the problems you may have, there are still people who love you and care about you. "Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem". PLEASE please talk to a loved one...I urge you!

    I respect you..sis!(Edited)
     
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    sanzilla jackcat

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    pain ekak nathuva mahrennanam godak krama thiyenava..eaken dekaknam

    1. sleeping tabs
    2. empty inject ekak ahran eake thanikara hulan puravala athe naharayak balala viddhanam thathpara gaanakin kisima aulak nathuva mahrenna puluvan...

    don't say lies machan , I have that sleepy tab experience , no this is not the way
    It's pain ................. even it's so much pain like that you will strugle to survive again
    I gurantee that , that's the extract feeling comes into you're mind when you on the
    hospital bed.I can't remember more but I remember that and I'm on the traveling bed and moving... Sorry it's pain. You can't describe... This is the warning....
    there is no easy way..

    but if you need you can experience. I get 8 tabs.
     

    sanzilla jackcat

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    Here's Very Good Way to Die,
    Pain Free,
    Trouble Free.
    *Caution (this may cost you at least 2000$)

    Follow the steps @ the end you'll feel like your dead.

    1)Buy a Microwave Oven
    2)Bring it home & disassemble
    3)Find the Northern magnetic Coil, Remove the red wire & conduct it in to your arm
    4)Find the south bridge and make the resistance to 100K.(can remove the 1 Ohm resister near the neon unit)
    5}Get Ready to die and turn on the power
    6)take the unscrewed south micro coil in to your hand & slowly bring it near your heart
    7)That's it your dead (magnetic microwaves will stop your heart forever)

    PAINLESS GUARANTEED, YOU WONT FEEL A ANT BITE OF A PAIN!!!
    But before you move make sure your freaking brother is not around. I did this once I died for a about 30 Sec. My idiotic brother gave mouth breath treatment and I got my life again. Curse that SUCKER!!

    don't say lies man , you have never tired it. If you tried it you never say him SUCKER , you will thank him. That's not the feeling you get if you really experienced it. However I tried it. Don't tell me to open my identity , cos it's not
    good for my job CV, so I never open my identity. However you are a lier.

    Please don't do it..... There is no way. Life is the best. You want to experience it ?
    But that experience is not very pleasent. I gurantee that.
     

    sanzilla jackcat

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    life is the best bro , you should face problems , LIVE WITH ME BROTHER.

    For me , I am a fat ugly and damm pice of shitt as socieaty speaks to me. Everything was happened
    to me but I living here. I'm sure you will find more ways before you experience that you get underestood that 'Life with 24 hour screaming is million times better than the death'
     

    sanzilla jackcat

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    seriously this should NOT be a joke...and I can't believe people actually gave answers. You guys are all actually involving in 'assisted suicide' if nothing else. What ever happened to "I respect all EK members"??

    For the original thread poster, please get some help...talk to your friends and family or a therapist. Every life is precious and should NEVER be deliberately destroyed. Even with all the problems you may have, there are still people who love you and care about you. "Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem". PLEASE please talk to a loved one...I urge you!

    talking to a loved one will never slove you're burning problem , sometimes may be
    double it. So don't believe the myth. what you need is a physo doctor. You can
    channel a doctor and he/she will make you strong and there are physiological
    techniques even. Suside is a attempt of emotion and stress. Actually emotion is
    due to the stress. But both of those are just concepts , Think if you have
    problems up to hell , even you still free because you are living , escape where you
    are to another country , another job another friends , you are not in the prision so you still free , but don't escape life. It will not give you freedom.


    you are a brother who comes to our elakiri family , you may be new , but however
    you came into our family brother. Like we did in the war times we unitied and ban the LTTE things here , like that we are here , we are not leave you , and we want
    you to live with us. we are a one team bro. that's it.
     

    somadasa

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    What's the Easiest way to die?
    What's the Easiest way to die?
    I mean dying without pain,or suffering. . .pls

    machan matath suffer karannethuwa karaganna widiyak kiyapan! (seriously)
     

    kudos_utopia

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    Is this sound's Funny . . .

    :no:
    No machan....
    What sum ppl said sounds funny

    But if u r serious about suiciding
    then you are depressed and desolated too much :(

    Mona prashnayaka awath
    We must go on
    Coz Life is a gift

    There are bad times and worse times in life
    Maybe u r in ur worse times

    Don't worry soon ur good times will cum

    ;)