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    24 Hrs To Live......

    Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that
    the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

    Wiping away the tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she
    agreed and they made passionate love.

    Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, Now I only have
    18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"

    Doreen agreed and again they made love.

    Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight
    hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey, Please?
    Just one more time before I die."

    She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

    Dave however, heard the clock ticking in his head and he tossed and turned
    until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the
    shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

    His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,

    "Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
     

    sanddun

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    Robert Nok's History

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    sanddun

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    A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, But nothing happened.

    Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
    When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
    God, India,they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

    The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
    The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

    The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

    "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ..."
     

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    THIS IS INCREDIBLE.... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order !!
    Be Careful not to MISS ANY


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    Tomorrow I'll send you ABCD .
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    sanddun

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    How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

    One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

    Dear Bo$$
    In thi$ life, we all need$ome thing mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
    I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .

    Your$ $incerely,
    Marian $hih

    The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

    Dear Marian
    I kNOw you have been working very hard.
    NOwadays, NOthing much ha s changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

    NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading
    ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
    I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean