Latest ads

Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search

Bible help - Please ( what Jebus said before he made water into wine ) hik

Matti PuuSa

Matti PuuSa

Member
Dec 10, 2009
2,026
43
0
Jesus said to mother that " Woman, why are you saying this to me? My time has not yet come.” , when I ask my athiest friend he told me that Jesus was to drink more and walk zig zag? I don't belive him. :baffled:

1 Now on the third day there was a wedding at Cana in Galilee.89 Jesus’ mother was there,90 2 and both Jesus and his disciples were also invited to the wedding. 3 When the wine ran out, Jesus’ mother said to him, “They have no wine left.” 4 Jesus replied, “Woman, why are you saying this to me? My time has not yet come.” 5 His mother told the servants, “Whatever he tells you, do it.”
 
Slifer

Slifer

Member
Dec 17, 2007
254
5
0
Why are you making fun out of Jesus? If I made fun out of the Lord Buddha, would you stand to bear it? Stop being ignorant you idiots! Respect ALL the great religious leaders, for they have come with purpose; to guide us in the right path.
 
Matti PuuSa

Matti PuuSa

Member
Dec 10, 2009
2,026
43
0
Slifer said:
Why are you making fun out of Jesus? If I made fun out of the Lord Buddha, would you stand to bear it? Stop being ignorant you idiots! Respect ALL the great religious leaders, for they have come with purpose; to guide us in the right path.
Click to expand...

Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? :)
 
  • Like
Reactions: koondeGoda
Matti PuuSa

Matti PuuSa

Member
Dec 10, 2009
2,026
43
0
gtkisaru said:
jebus


Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.


"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"
Click to expand...

I luv Simpson's :lol: gr8 cartoon..

Jebus was a complete fuck up as a miracle worker. He was at a party with Jesus, when Jesus turned water into wine. Jebus, jealous of his brother, tried to do the same with another pitcher of water intead he turned it into a very strong poison that killed 10 people.
Jebus tried to heal a blind man, he then found out the guy wasn't blind he was just sleeping. Jebus effectively turned the regular guy into to blind man.
Jebus also tried to heal a sick child, he was able to heal the child. But, he did it wrong so the child got Leperacy and died.
 
Last edited:
Matti PuuSa

Matti PuuSa

Member
Dec 10, 2009
2,026
43
0
Slifer said:
Why are you making fun out of Jesus? If I made fun out of the Lord Buddha, would you stand to bear it? Stop being ignorant you idiots! Respect ALL the great religious leaders, for they have come with purpose; to guide us in the right path.
Click to expand...

Josep - Have one more glass with me
Jebus - Hik .. mata atheee.. mata toilet eka dora pennanan..
Moses - " Open Sesamieee" a door opens .. Jebus walk zig zag towards the door :rofl:
all of a suddon :shocked:

Private : "Can I kiss the bride, Skipper?"
 
Matti PuuSa

Matti PuuSa

Member
Dec 10, 2009
2,026
43
0
Slifer said:
Why are you making fun out of Jebus? If I made fun out of the Lord Buddha, would you stand to bear it? Stop being ignorant you idiots! :growl: Respect ALL the great religious leaders, for they have come with purpose; to guide us in the right path.
Click to expand...


Josep - Have one more glass Jebus, Cheeers :lol:
Jebus - Hik .. mata atheee wage.. mata toilet eka dora pennanan. machan .:baffled:
Moses - " Open Sesamieee" a door opens .. Jebus walk zig zag towards the door :eek:
Gabriyel - Ada Jebusta tikak wediee wage. :baffled:
Thomas - Miniha eka wine glass ekane bewwee :oo:
all of a suddon :shocked: .. Father of Jebus appear in a form of a fire and start speking to Moses ... MOSES... what are you doing?

- advertisment - ...... Jebus Father Mosesta keewe mokakadha, denaganna Labana Badhadha aniwaryenma EK enna..
 
Last edited:
Matti PuuSa

Matti PuuSa

Member
Dec 10, 2009
2,026
43
0
The Burning bush - Moses , why did you give wine to my son?
Moses - but My lord, he made it from water. it's a miricle
The.Burning.Bush - don't gve me this crap. I send him to save you. :growl: fix him.
 
bushy92

bushy92

Member
Jun 16, 2009
543
28
0
Hoggywarts
Matti PuuSa said:
Josep - Have one more glass with me
Jebus - Hik .. mata atheee.. mata toilet eka dora pennanan..
Moses - " Open Sesamieee" a door opens .. Jebus walk zig zag towards the door :rofl:
all of a suddon :shocked:

Private : "Can I kiss the bride, Skipper?"
Click to expand...

Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground, just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister.
I said kiss it!
:lol:
 
Matti PuuSa

Matti PuuSa

Member
Dec 10, 2009
2,026
43
0
Knok Knok

then some one enters the room


Matthew - adoooo ubala thama set weladha? :baffled:
Andrew - Shhhhh Machan Jebus ge thatha awilla enne :baffled:
Matthew - Boru kiyanne epa ban, mama enakota Josep uncle Kanappuwak hada hada ennawa dekka hadise order ekek awilla Kapuwekge wedakata :eek:
Peter - Boru nemie machan. ..uba kata wahaganin, Uncle .. Mama Jebus ta awawadha karannam :(


In some manuscripts of Matthew, the name "Lebbaeus" occurs in this place. Thaddeus is traditionally identified with Jude
 
hemalsilva

hemalsilva

Well-known member
  • Oct 16, 2006
    16,039
    2,689
    113
    Paraguay
    imgcol,32904,en.png


    DON'T INSULT ANY RELIGION
     

    Similar threads

    scurvy
    Nigerian Scammer kenek hikewwa!
    Replies
    12
    Views
    832
    Mawathagama
    M
    IndrajithGamage
    උඹලට Colonel Fazackerley Butterworth-Toast මතකද? 😁😁
    Replies
    4
    Views
    269
    IndrajithGamage
    IndrajithGamage
    monson
    Child Abuse Claims Made Against Nearly 300 Sri Lankan Buddhist Monks in Last Three Years - Sri Lanka’s National Child Protection Authority (NCPA)
    Replies
    5
    Views
    199
    kingcapton
    K
    V
    පරශුද්දා වැඩ පෙන්නයි. ලින්ඩා ට ගෙදර පල කියයි.
    Replies
    5
    Views
    337
    Don GasCan
    Don GasCan
    B
    අවුරුදු 30ක් ජපානයේ හිටපු රෙස්ටුරන්ට් ඵකක් තියෙන ඉන්දියානුවෙකුට ජපානයෙන් යන්න කියලා...☹️😳
    Replies
    36
    Views
    2K
    pavanruka
    P
    Top Bottom