Bible help - Please ( what Jebus said before he made water into wine ) hik

[diamonddrago]

those logo's?? are they design by God's Advertizing

funded by lose wallet worshiper & sons pvt ltd.

 

[Matti PuuSa]

funded by lose wallet worshiper & sons pvt ltd.

I I cant stand religious leaders. look at this logo


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[diamonddrago]

I I cant stand religious leaders. look at this logo


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nobody can understand....they all talk in bank accountese...the language of the gods....

need translator mistress....

 

[Matti PuuSa]

but God Al Mighty managed to create light and dark in one day? how can you forgot that

 

[Matti PuuSa]

http://www.impawards.com/1981/gods_must_be_crazy.html

 

[Matti PuuSa]

the story continus ....... Jebus come out from the Bathroom and wipe his mouth..

Jebus - guys I have something to tell you.
Andrew - Plz not infront of my brother
Peter - Come on go ahead. I dont mind
Andrew - Pleeeez Jebus. He will tell my mother.. hik
Andrew - Tell me., what it is. tell me ..
Jebus - all right .. hik ...I'll ..

 

[balian_OF_ibelin]

Mahaloku bebela. eka glass 1nuth watenawanr bun umbala...

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Mahaloku bebela. eka glass 1nuth watenawanr bun umbala...

uba kohedha ban hema magulema renganne? meka Dewyaloke yana ayatta wethriee. GET OUT.

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Andrew - Thawa bagayak gahamudha?
Peter - Oyata athie wage ayeye. Den gethra geyoth hodie
Andrew - Machan Jebus, Thawa bagayak mawanawadha?
Andrew - Epa epa Jebus. Giya sthye Aieya karaththe kanuwaka daghtha..
Jebus - Galdha Poldha? mata wathura bothal bagayak genen. Ubalatta hik sodath oneydha? .. hik ...I'll ..

 

[Matti PuuSa]

then some one enters the rooom with a red smoke

oooops , Simon the Sorcerer
Andrew - I dont like this guy
Judas - I like hi , I like him. His magics are greater than Jebus..
Jebus - all right .. hik ...I'll .. all right

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Simon the Sorcerer - Okey, You guys only walk on water, Give eyes to blind ppl, walk the ppl who cant walk, make water into wine and born to a virgin? right? I'm going to make a man into a wome right infront of you .
Jebus - bt.. but ..but I also can do that if I ask my father .. hik

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Peter - Okeaay guys .. give them space to perform .. hik

jebus and Sosara come to the middle of the crowd. And both raise hand.

Jebus - If I go higher than you , I mean YOU. I'm the actual son of god. Lets start.

both of them start to float .. then Jebus rocket to sky 666mile per hour and return back . and runs to the toilet .. But Martin the sourser fell down when he hit the roof. All the people around them throw stones at him and kill the imposter.

The end.

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Peter - Okeaay guys .. give them space to perform .. hik

jebus and Sosara come to the middle of the crowd. And both raise hand.

Jebus - If I go higher than you , I mean YOU. I'm the actual son of god. Lets start.

both of them start to float .. then Jebus rocket to sky 666mile per hour and return back . and runs to the toilet .. But Martin the sourser fell down when he hit the roof. All the people around them throw stones at him and kill the imposter.

The end.

why always throwing stone?

King Julian: Yes. And you are only a sad little head. But there must be something you want to do before you...DIE!
Melman: Well there is this one thing...
King Julian: What is it? Tell me!
Melman: Well I don't know...
King Julian: What is it?
Melman: You know I never really go the guts to tell gloria...
King Julian: What is it?!
Melman: ...how I fell about her.
King Julian: PLEASE TELL ME!
Melman: How I've always felt about her.
King Julian. FINE! Don't tell me!....OH! Is it a woman? You didn't tell me it was going to be a woman.
Maurice: What are you afriad of? Your a dead man anyway.
Melman: Yeah...yeah your right...
King Julian: Well you gotta march right up to this lady alright? Then you look her right in the eyes...lean forward just a little almost all the way...just a lips distance away fromeach other...and then you just tell her how much you hate her.
Melman: Actually...it's more like...love.
King Julian: OH! You sly dog! Woof! You are a real playa you know that? You gotta rise! You hearing me? I can't hear you!
Melman: Yeah!
King julian: You gotta rise!
Melman: Yeah!
King Julian: You gotta get outta that hole!
Melman: I'm rising outta the hole!
King Jlian: Rise him Maurice!
Melman: I'm rising Maurice!
King Julian: You gotta go right up to this woman!
Melman: YEAH!
King Julian: You gotta go right up to her face!
Melman: I'm going to tell her!
King Julian: And then say "Baby, I dig ya!" YEAH!
Melman: Yeah! I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it!
King Julian: I love that happy little head

 

[amila_mp]

Why are you making fun out of Jesus? If I made fun out of the Lord Buddha, would you stand to bear it? Stop being ignorant you idiots! Respect ALL the great religious leaders, for they have come with purpose; to guide us in the right path.

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Aalokaya kiyala adura atha patha gamin oya wena wena marga wala aliya soyanne gihin adurattama thamiee yomuwenne - Gangodawila Soma himi http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330588

 

[amila_mp]

Aalokaya kiyala adura atha patha gamin oya wena wena marga wala aliya soyanne gihin adurattama thamiee yomuwenne - Gangodawila Soma himi http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330588

 

[Matti PuuSa]

uba mokadha modaka kala wagea hina wenne?

 

[amila_mp]

uba mokadha modaka kala wagea hina wenne?

modaka ????

 

[Matti PuuSa]

modaka ????

owu, Madana Modaka? tharuna jeewitha nikan nasthie kara gannawa.

 

[Matti PuuSa]

Peter - Okeaay guys .. give them space to perform .. hik

jebus and Sosara come to the middle of the crowd. And both raise hand.

Jebus - If I go higher than you , I mean YOU. I'm the actual son of god. Lets start.

both of them start to float .. then Jebus rocket to sky 666mile per hour and return back . and runs to the toilet .. But Martin the sourser fell down when he hit the roof. All the people around them throw stones at him and kill the imposter.

The end.

why always stones? this isnt Ironman movie.