what are your Elakiri talk's by religious leaders. my favourite one is

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1- If some one slap your left cheek, ask him to slap one free in your right cheek - by Jebus ( 0024 AD )
2 - God made Adam and Eve using evolution - Pupe the Third ( 1998 )
 

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If you can , get 4 or more wifes, but not more than 12 , but that's only if you are deff. - by Mouhmed ( 0912 AD )
 

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this is my ..hik .. Blood .. ( showing wine ) ..a nd . this is my bread , sory flesh..hik ( showing paan ) cheeeerrrsss guys - By Jebus ( 0063 AD )
 

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first I made the man, Then I make the women from a rib of this man. I 'll design the gays and lesbians if you give me overtime. By Al Mighty God ( the first day of the calender created by God )
 

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bath my male sex organ ( only made of stone , not the original ) with milk and ask for happiness - Shiva ( -0012 BD )
 

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thoO shall not drink more than one wine glass and be like Lot's daughters - Mosess ( 0012 AD ) you dont' want to be like Lot's daughters.
 

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please, where a white cap and do some excersize while you pray to me , Good for your health. PBUH Moumed ( 1020AD )
 

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throw stone and kill the guys who do overtime on weekends. specially in Government sector - God al Mighty The kind ( 1020 AD )
 

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If Saitan comes wearing a snake costume and ask your girl to eat the forbiden fruit. I'm gona be mad at you - Lord the father or the one and only Mighty God ( 0002 AD ) :P
 

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Numbers 22:21-29 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the princes of Moab. But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the LORD stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him. When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, she turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat her to get her back on the road. Then the angel of the LORD stood in a narrow path between two vineyards, with walls on both sides. When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam's foot against it. So he beat her again.

Then the angel of the LORD moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left. When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat her with his staff. Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?" Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."
 

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KILL THEM

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests
Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches
You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers
A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad
Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents
1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)
2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery
If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)
 

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Kill Followers of Other Religions.
1)If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)