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[sachii]

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Add any joke you know .. or funny stories or what ever make you laugh. I have some collection i'l add them

යලුවනෙ ඔගොල්ලො දන්න හිනා යන කතා තියනවනම් මෙ ත්‍රෙඩ් එකට එකතු කරන්න. අපි ඔක්කොටම හින වෙන්න පුලුවන්.

 

[sachii]

Mahinda decided to write the MBA exam. He could
understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One
day when he was reading, his old friend Wimal came
home.

Wimal: Mahinda How is your MBA preparation?

Mahinda: Every thing is fine, but I could not
understand Logic.

Wimal: Logic is very easy.

Mahinda: Can you give me an example, so that I can
understand.

Wimal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: Logically, there will be water in it.

Mahinda : YES.

Wimal: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: I take a guess that your wife will be
feeding the fish.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: so, logically, your are married.

Mahinda: YES.

Wimal: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Mahinda was very glad and he understood logic. Next
day he sees Mangala and he wanted to show his
knowledge on Logic to him.

Mahinda : I want to show you my knowledge on Logic

Mangala : Ah.. how do you find it ?.

Mahinda: Oh, logic is easy.

Mangala : Please, give me an example.

Mahinda : Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Mangala : NO, I don't.

Mahinda: "Ammata hudu!, HOMO!!!"

 

[Djram]

Sara wadi nam kiyanna ayin karanna

 

[Djram]

 

[Djram]

 

[RuZZa]

මේක සිරා
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[tharindu143]

Ela ela keep it up.....

 

[agrmrs]

Sara wadi nam kiyanna ayin karanna

 

[suranga84]

watermark eka awulnam kipan..ain karannam

 

[suranga84]

Dagi - Our father is a coward man. He afraid of lightning.
Bani - Our father also too. He sleep with my aunty when mother went night duty.


Doctor - Why are you afraid of ? Don’t be afraid.
Patient - D o c t o r….. This is my first operation.
Doctor - Don’t be afraid man. This is my first operation also.


Tourist - Waiter !!! See there is a cockroach in my soup.
Waiter - I can’t believe you sir. I remove all of them before I serve you.

 

[lankasuda]

watermark eka awulnam kipan..ain karannam

Ela ela

 

[ac2000]

ela ela

 

[nadun07]

 

[sachii]

3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'm Peter not a saint,
hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm john not a baptist,
the girl said hi
I'm mary not a virgin!

 

[nadun07]

the first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room,
people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room,
everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room,
people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"


She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

 

[nadun07]

Amdon

Little Amdon was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

Teacher: "Amdon, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, with your gun how many would be left?"

Amdon: "None," replied Amdon, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well the answer is four" said the teacher,
"but I like the way you are thinking."

Little Amdon says: "OK. Miss, I have a question for you now." "If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone , and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well", said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No", said Little Amdon, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."

 

[sachii]

 

[ac2000]

Amdon

Little Amdon was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

Teacher: "Amdon, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, with your gun how many would be left?"

Amdon: "None," replied Amdon, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well the answer is four" said the teacher,
"but I like the way you are thinking."

Little Amdon says: "OK. Miss, I have a question for you now." "If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone , and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well", said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No", said Little Amdon, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."

 

[suranga84]

මේක මං වෙනම ත්‍රෙඩ් එකක දැම්මා..හිතුනා මෙත&#35

මේක මං වෙනම ත්‍රෙඩ් එකක දැම්මා..හිතුනා මෙතනත් දාන්න..අව්ලක් නෑනේ..

කෙල්ලෙක් බස් එකෙ ගමනක් යනවා.බස් එකේ සෙනග එච්චර නෑ.සීට් ගානටත් වඩා අඩුවෙන් තමා හිට්යේ.ටික වෙලාවක් ඔහොම යන්කොට කොල්ලෙක් නැගලා කෙල්ල ලඟින් වාඩි උනා(නන්දනයා වගේ ටියුබ් ලයිට් එකෙක්).
කොල්ල හිමීට කෙල්ල දිහා බැලුවා.කෙල්ල ලස්සනයි.
දැන් මුට කෙල්ල එක්ක කතාකරන්න ඔන.
කතාකරන්න පොටක් පාදගන්න විදියක් හිත හිත ඉන්න කොට දැක්කා කෙල්ල කුරුසෙ තියන මාලයක් දාගෙන ඉන්නවා (උඩ තියන පිංතූරෙ වගේ තමා).
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කොල්ල හිමීට කෙල්ල දිහ බලලා ලාවට හිනා වෙලා මෙහෙම ඇහුවා.
“නංගි ක්‍රිස්මස්ද?”
කෙල්ල මොකුත් නොකියා අහක බලාගත්තා .
“නැ මේ, බෙල්ලෙ චර්ච් එකක් තියන හින්ද ඇහුවෙ”.

උපුටා ගැනීම : www.thelastrow.net/
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කමෙන්ට්ස් ටිකත් සිරා...
ඉතුරු ටික–
”ඈයි අහන්නෙ… මං ක්‍රිස්මස් නෙමෙ. ක්‍රිස්මස්ම වෙන්න ඕනයැ බෙල්​ලෙ චර්ච් දාන්න, මම ටෙම්පල්”

මේක කියවනකොට මතක් වුන තව කතාවක්. මේක මට කියපු පොර නම් කිව්වෙ ගාල්ල පැත්තෙ ප්‍රසිද්ධ ඉස්කෝලෙක ප්‍රින්සිපල්ට උන සීන් එකක් කියල. ඒකත් උගේ මඩක් වෙන්න ඇති. කතාව මේකයි,
ඉස්කෝලෙ හොස්ටල් ඉන්න කොල්ලො ටික දෙසැම්බර් 31 පොඩි පාටියක් සෙට් කෙරුවලු. වැඩි හොදටත් එක්ක ප්‍රින්සිපල්ටත් කියලම කරමු කියල මුන් ටික ගිහින් තියනව මෑන්ස්ව හම්බවෙන්න. ගිහින් කිව්වලු සර්, අපි 31st night පාටියක් සෙට් කරනව, සර් එදාට අපේ වැඩේට සහයෝගයක් දෙන්නත් එක්ක එන්න ඕන කියල. මෑන්ස් කොල්ලන්ගෙ ආරාධනය ඉහලින්ම පිලි අරගෙන මේක සංවිධානය කිරීම ගැන ස්තුතියකුත් කරාලු. ඒ වැඩෙත් එහෙනම් ඉවරයි කියල කොල්ලො ටික එන්න හදනකොට පිනා කියනවලු,
“කෝ…, ඔය ලමයි පාටිය තියනව කිව්ව විතරනෙ, තියන දිනෙයි වෙලාවයි කිව්වෙ නැහැනෙ කියල”

ලින්ක් එක දාපු එක අප්සට්නම් කියපල්ලා..අයින් කරන්නම්..
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[nadun07]

In safe hands

Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.