Sri Lanka must do the following in keeping with its ancient heritage, now that porn, kissing and holding hands under umbrellas have been banned:
Ban miniskirts for women (Scottish kilt OK for men only on special occasions)
Ban shorts for women. Women tourists must adhere to strict dress codes before getting a visa (new visa rules to come)
Ban bikinis and swimsuits. No bare female flesh above the kneecap should be visible. Tourists will need to learn how to swim in a diya-redda (or women’s wraparound bathing shroud), or go to Thailand instead
This leaves one place where bare forbidden body parts are visible to the salivating public. Yes, Sigiriya, where painted damsels show huge bare breasts. SL Government must paint over these tantalizing and lascivious body parts with black tar, forever. Like Taliban blew up historic Bamiyan Buddhas, SL’s po-faced government must paint up, blow up, or scratch off the Sigiriya frescoes with a sand blaster. Viva Rajapakasdvipa