There's no special reason for me to speak this way, I know it can sound rather pretentious at times. However, I really do like prose.
Anyway, I don't hang out with posh people nor do I keep any such company (you will be amazed at the kind of company I keep), I don't read news papers or magazines or take any active participation in english forums..
Only thing that makes it all go around I think is ..well it's fun to write this way, to be witty

I find it all to be in quite good taste..