Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around...
Theory
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun,
Coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary...
A wonderful story
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked...
Since U guyz showed more interest in knowing future than knowing dayz u have lived, I decide to post sm Astrology softwares, check them out n see wether they r correct !
http://www.adrive.com/public/5c04095003c3e8b2be75014ba8329a05b2f263f3727c53810f59f56c0d3657e8.html
The ezst way 2 share !
Guyz n Galz, If any 1 of u hv ebooks abt CIMA n Mechanical Drawing n Astronomy, plz......... plz......... give me a link to DL , I want those very badly !
Guyz n Galz I know u wud b dreading 2 know hw many dayz u hv lived in this wonderful earth, I ll calculate it 4 u, Jst post ur NIC no. [ or PM it] , I'll calculate it 4 u !
PS: first 5 numbers r enough, so dnt worry !
:nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd: :nerd...
Hey,
Go through the conversation and enjoy the answers.......
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28.) was having trouble with one of
her students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter...
Guyz I study french n kinda stuck in pronouncing, if any1 of u hv a gud french talking [pronouncing] dictionary, plz give me the link, plz ... plz.... this iz a big help 4 me n guyz thanks a lot in advance !
This z a bit tricky, nt porn, bt sm parts r extra uncoverd, so beware, only itz really pretty tatoos
No offense n I'm nt gonna publish pics here, herez the link, hv a look
http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/women-s-tattoos.html
Do You Like Alizee [French Girl Singer]
Hey guyz n galz, Join this thread if u like Alizee , Shez cute n She singz beautifully !
1st Look @ these Clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZlgNj-rIxw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik5Nh94v7EQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJWiEpYeEAk
She z a...
1st galz, no hard feelings k !, n personally i dnt think like this bt itz 4 a gud laugh
And guyz I know 1st z a repost bt otherz rnt !
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