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    Sex Lesson

    Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white...
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    Will U Marry If I Died

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE...
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    New USD 1 Dollar

    After the collapse of the US dollar, America circulated the New US $ * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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    Different Type Of Marketing

    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... " 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's...
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    Do U Know the Answers for this questions

    Recently a company had participated in IIM's Placement Sessions. They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment. Here are some of them:- ************ ********* ** 1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? ********...
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    Three Parrots

    3 Parrots A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was Rs. 2500. "Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he...
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    bush beer beela pissu kelinawa

    me yaka arakku ehema biuwoth monawa karaida :P
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    mage 3000 weni post eka

    onna mage 3000 weni post eka :P :P
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    Say I Love U In Different Way

    Saying 'I Love You' .............in a special way. A guy wanted to express his unfathomable love to his sweetheart. So, what did he do........? He gave chocolates to all the girls living in the University student apartments and asked them to turn their lights on or off at 8pm that...
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    Meaning Of Darling

    D- Dear A- Always R- Remember L- Love I- Is N- Not G- Game ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart! If u pick U, U will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U...
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    grade 5 exam results out welada

    kauru hari dannawada grade 5 exam results out welada nadda kiyala pls....
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    Why Woman Live a better Life

    Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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    Tall Grass

    A man was riding in the back of his limo when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man. "i don't have any money for food" the poor man replied. "oh please come to my home" said the rich...
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    Honey Moon Night

    Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and...
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    මමයි ගෑනියි කෙලියි

    මමයි ගෑනියි කෙලියි දවසත් හාදයෙක් රෑ පොඩි drink ඵකක් දාලා වැනි වැනී පයින් ඵනකොට පොලීසියට මාට්ටු උනා ඉතින් පොලීසියෙ රාලහාමි කෙනෙක් මිනිහගෙ I D ඵක ඵහෙම බලලා ගෙදර වෙන කවුද ඉන්නෙ කියල ඇහුවා අපේ බුවත් මෙහෙම කිවුවා මමයි ගෑනියි කෙලියි සර් ඵතකොට රාලහාමිට මලපැනල මම දන්නවා යකෝ තෝ ගෙදර ගිහින් ගෑනිට...
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    The Secret OF Women

    Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody. ************************************************** A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it...
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    මම රෙමී සර්

    දවසක් බූරැ ගසමින් සිටි තැනකට හදිසිටය්ම පොලීසියෙන් පැන්නා ඵතන සිටි අය හැරැනු හැරැනු අත දුවන්න ගත්තා ඵකෙක් පස්සේ රාලහාමි කෙනෙක් ඵලවන්න පටන් ගත්තා මේ බව දැන ගත් මිනිහා දුවලා ගිහින් toilet ඵකක් ඇතුලේ හැංගුනා රාලහාමිත් දුවලා ඇවිත් toilet ඵකේ දොරට තට්ටු කරල කවුද ඇතුලේ ඉන්නේ කියලා ඇහුවා toilet ඵක...
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    Longest Word In the English

    TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters ! TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ? Pupil: Mice TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Pupil: Twins !
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    A PPorsche For $500

    A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche...
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    How To Face the Problems

    Problems may come but u must take it as a " ROYAL CHALLENGE " Otherwise people will call u an " OLD MONK " And stick a " BLACK LABEL " on u. But u must fight like " NAPOLEAN ", Live like a " BAGPIPER ", Strut around like " JHONNY WALKER ", Work till " 8PM ", Think like a "...

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