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  1. rith

    UDU RAWANA IS BACK

    Marriage Udurawana's Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage? Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll then marry next year. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hidden...
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    EVERY MONKEY HAS ITS DAY

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    GOOD ONE

    This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the...
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    DON'T SLEEP WITH*****************

    1. DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health. 2 DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12...
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    The Duck and the Lawyer

    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing...
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    Sardars slippers outside a temple

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    Tomato Story

    A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The...
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    If you are sensitive Dont watch..... Bomb Blast

    HI FRNDS,,,, I JUST GOT THIS. IF THIS IS REPOST... I'M SORRY......
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    Pilot/Maintenance comments

    After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet', which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that...
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    Heights of Communication Gap : awesome JOKE

    Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone...
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    A Criminal Record

    The story is told of a very rich Indian millionaire who went to Australia to watch his 'boys' play cricket. The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for ages, looking as unfriendly as he could manage. At last he growled: 'Have you got a criminal record?' The Indian...
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    This is something to think about: 4 WIVES

    Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adored her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring...
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    Nice One

    Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more… ~~~~~~~~~ I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I...
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    ***WIDE RUNWAY***

    Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot scream "the runway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the...
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    Performance

    A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven ?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe...
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    Cool Pics

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    true story about an Indian

    Here is a true story about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subramanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me...
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    Interview ?????

    Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round..... Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress.... Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ... Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily...
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    The Perfect answer

    One has never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was...
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    Saying The Right Thing

    Rohit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is...

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