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  1. rith

    No SEX since 1955

    A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very...
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    Educators

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving...
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    12 signs you LOVE someone

    TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT...
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    Side Effects of Alcohol .... And Remedies too!!!

    :eek: 1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet. Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor...
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    Geography

    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN: Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very...
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    WHERE DO REDHEAD BABIES COME FROM?

    After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black...
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    Daytime Affair

    A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I...
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    Chicken Story

    A farmer has twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity. Young cock : What you...
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    Pilots doze off on flight

    New Delhi, June 26 Air India on Thursday said a Jaipur-Mumbai flight had lost radio contact with the air traffic control (ATC) for a short while on June 4. Commenting on a news report that the flight had flown past its destination of Mumbai with the pilots fatigued and fast asleep, AI’s...
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    Never Lie To Your MOM

    A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious...
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    Logic..

    After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well...
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    My lucky night

    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's...
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    7 reasons why children are adorable

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher...
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    Night Classes

    During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting: Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. Narayan: oh! Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? Narayan: No Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night...
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    Children Need help

    My dear Colleagues, I need your help in supporting some street children. Please bear with me , but my budget can no longer support their nightly accomodation. i can only accomodate 3. they only need a place to sleep, they won't be around during the day since they'll be at the nearest welfare...
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    ob Opportunity

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    Good One

    1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE: Http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/ 2. TYPE My (or amdon) NAME ON THE 1st LINE 3. TYPE YOUR NAME ON THE 2nd LINE (Skip your e-mail address.) 4. Click on 'Vizualizar' (left hand side at bottom after you've put in your name) and watch what happens ... &...
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    The Old Motor

    HE IS 80 SHE IS 20 IT WAS THE TALK OF THE TOWN WHEN AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN MARRIED A 20 YEAR OLD GIRL. AFTER A YEAR OF MARRIAGE SHE WENT INTO THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE BIRTH. THE NURSE CAME OUT TO CONGRATULATE THE OLD FELLOW SAYING 'THIS IS AMAZING! HOW DO YOU DO IT AT YOUR AGE' HE ANSWERED,'YOU GOT...
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    Psychopath Test

    Read this question, come up with an answer in your mind and only then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy...
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    Dad at the food court:

    I took my dad shopping the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager...

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