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  1. rith

    Systems

    SYSTEMS: SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the...
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    Smile A While

    1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. "IT professionals" 2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my...
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    The Three Dolls

    The three Dolls in a man's life are: 1........His Daughter, 'Baby doll' 2........His Girlfriend, 'Barbie doll' 3........His Wife, 'Panadol '.
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    Planning

    One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And could not Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a...
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    Kalitta 747-200F breaks up in Brussels overrun

    Investigations have begun into the crash on takeoff of a Kalitta Air Boeing 747-200 freighter at Brussels Airport. The 25 May accident destroyed the aircraft but all five crew members on board escaped serious injury. The Pratt & Whitney JT9D-powered 747-200F was 28 years old and was...
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    The Devil's Swimming Pool

    Fancy a dip? In Zimbabwe , Africa, you will find the magnificent Victoria Falls at a height of 128m. The location is known as 'The Devil's Swimming Pool'. During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over...
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    Air India 777 VT - AIK

    COLOR="Blue"]Two hours before flight, Air India aircraft's nose wheel gear collapses Express News Service Posted online: Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 0325 hrs IST Ground engineer under belly has narrow miss as engineer in cockpit puts front wheel lever into retract position; both...
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    Nice Start

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    Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers.

    Tower: 'Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!' Delta 351: 'Give us another hint! We have digital watches!' ************************************************************************************************** Tower: 'TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.' TWA 2341...
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    ATM Security

    I dont know how true this is.... but thought to share it with EK --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM machine, enter your pin number reversed. So if your...
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    HOUSE BOY: BAKARI

    Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water). Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful...
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    Baptism

    A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you...
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    Sardar and ducks

    A sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an honorary game warden who didn't like sardars. The game warden ordered the sardar to show his hunting license, and the sardar...
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    Good One

    The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything." ============ ========= ========= =========...
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    Wooooo! Woooooo!

    Two Red Indians and Banta Singh were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up the hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off...
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    H o w t o C a t c h a L I O N

    Newton Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you...
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    Irish Blond

    An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.' With that, she stripped...
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    Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water

    This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks . The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this article...
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    Kidnapping By Sardarji.....

    There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, 'I've kidnapped you.' Sardarji then wrote a note saying: 'I've...
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    Effort is important

    A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately...

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