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  1. Mal Aiyya

    Some jokes....kinda nerdy...anyway check out n give your comments

    RIDDLES How did the telephone propose to his girl friend? He gave her a ring What shoes do spies wear? Sneakers What did the big watch hand say to the little watch hand? "Don't go away, I'll be back in an hour." Why do people work as bakers? Because they knead the dough. Why did the kid put...
  2. Mal Aiyya

    All members who are good at DTP (Muslims if possible) HELP!!!

    PLease all members (Muslim if possible) who are good at Desk Top publishing.... I need an invitation card for an Ifthaar (breaking fast for muslims in the evening) that is being held by someone I know... It should be a foldable card that is printed on A4 sheet...Inside the following should...
  3. Mal Aiyya

    Hollywood and bollywood look-alikes

    If pics are not loading... Then post saying so....coz I hav never tried putting pics in posts...tell me a way to do so successfuly
  4. Mal Aiyya

    Mama dan Senior Member...

    HURRAAAYYY!!! HURRAAAYYY!!! Mata Senior member pattama labuna... Okkoma EK members la ta mage wishesha sthoothiys puda karannata kamthi, mokada e gollon nissay mama elakri walata purudu wela EK wala nila washayen establish wunaata... Maath ekka digatama jitiya wage inna...Thank you...
  5. Mal Aiyya

    AYUBA...menna miniha...

    AYUBA bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,'My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'======= ===== ========= ========= AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.Friend: Really, what is he studying.AYUBA: No, he is...
  6. Mal Aiyya

    The famous Sardar jokes...

    Sardar jokes-Nobel prize A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks...
  7. Mal Aiyya

    Extremely FUNNY...let your Boss go first.

    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a...
  8. Mal Aiyya

    Extremely FUNNY writings...these are real.

    See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It. The Leave Applications · Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction...
  9. Mal Aiyya

    This is how business is done...gotta check this one out.

    Must read Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates...
  10. Mal Aiyya

    Kinda nerdy jokes...not all will like these...

    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Joke # 2 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Joke # 3 Go to end of the world Man: "I would go to the...
  11. Mal Aiyya

    Married Life a Truth of Life....

  12. Mal Aiyya

    Blonde jokes...just for fun...

    I dunno why there is this hatred for blodes, but the stuff are funny...so thought to share it over EK...hope machans will understand ALL of them. Q: How do you drown a blonde? a) Tell her there's a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool or b) Tell her there's a mirror at the...
  13. Mal Aiyya

    12 ways to get rid of a Telemarketer...

    12 Ways to Get Rid of a Telemarketer 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?" ********* 2...
  14. Mal Aiyya

    Men and Women...some facts...(good one)

    Men and Women ~Some Interesting Facts~ A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who...
  15. Mal Aiyya

    Intelligence test...

    Test Your Brain This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though. ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST Count every " F "; in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH...
  16. Mal Aiyya

    Awesome story...I liked it...Its about God and our faith...worth checking out....

    This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering... A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they...
  17. Mal Aiyya

    Lil' Johnny jokes...special.

    Lil Johnny ROCKS!!! One day Lil Johny says to his father: I want to get married. Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind? Johny: Yes, Grandma Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother? Johny: Why not? You married my mother _______________________________...
  18. Mal Aiyya

    I need the crack/serial key of this...

    I need the crack/serial key of Internet Download Manager Version 5.14 Build 4 (Sep/01/2008) Please if some one can find it or get it for me machan la...please PM it to me... Thanks PS:- EK Software and serial request thread ekata daala thiyenne...
  19. Mal Aiyya

    My new and first ever siggy

    Machan la.....Check out my new and First ever siggy in elakiri... The creator of my awesome siggy is Elakiri member "ISURUIMG" Thanks Alot Machan Isuruimg... Elakiri ma thamay... Thank you wewaaaa! Give all your comments about my new siggy...
  20. Mal Aiyya

    My typing language has changed...HELP...SOS...Help...

    I was typing some reply in Elakiri, suddenly my typing langualge in Elakiri changed to tamil...now i cant get English back...how did the language change? How do put it back to English? I am typing now by typing the text in Notepad and copying it onto the webpage... Aney kawru hari help...

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