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    Relationships

    Maria a beautiful Latino fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another boyfriend. Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother" . So Maria...
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    Expensive Studies

    A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7, 50. "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing ." A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5...
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    Call Centre Conversations

    Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are...
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    Don't Cheat with Your WIVES

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    Worlds fastest bike - The Tomahawk

    Do read the specification below. Mind blowing ENGINE 1. 500 bhp (372 kW) @ 5600 rpm ( 60.4 bhp/liter); 525 lb.-ft. (712 Nm) @ 4200 rpm 2. 10-cylinder 90-degree V-type, liquid-cooled, 505 cubic inches (8277 cc) 3. 356-T6 aluminum alloy block with cast-iron liners...
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    THE BIG DATE

    The Big Date With love...JEF A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic...
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    Gr8 Error Messages!!

    Great Error Messages!! Disk Full --------- Unable to save file. Please delete your husband's huge collection of left handed surfing pictures. Spazz -------- You have clicked on empty space. Would you like to make the buttons bigger you clumsy oaf. F%*@ ------ Invalid use of swearing...
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    How sexy are u ?

    How Sexy Are You Test.... > >GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) > >SEE YOUR RESULTS BELOW: > >WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE >1. WHAT SHADE ! OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? > a) Dark > b) Light > >2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: > a) Go to...
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    WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???

    Here is the reason. Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such...
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    Surprising Rock

    A huge rock in a village of Al-Hassa region, SAUDI ARABIA raises 11 cms from the ground level once in a year during the month of April and stays elevated for about 30 minutes !!! They say that 17 years ago, one terrorist was shot dead behind this rock as he was hidden there. This encounter...
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    CLEVER SHOPPING BAGS

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    7%

    *When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for him dnt miss his pic http://www.speedyshare.com/738721654.html
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    Nice IT joke

    OK Try Not Lough..........................! > > > >DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, > >> > >>His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, > >>"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" > >> > >>"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat...
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    MEDICINE FOR SNORING

    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah,right, " she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as...
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    Don't copy if you can't paste

    Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in...
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    If you are my Son

    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; green,red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally...
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    Tragic accident (and a shocking picture!!!!!)

    CAREFUL!!!!!!!!!! Read the message below before opening the picture!!! For those of you with a weak stomach, Heart Problems don't go any further... This is quite shocking. He fell from a fair height and on impact he literally split open and his internals came out... You can see the horror...
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    Who wanna lose weight? dnt miss dis

    http://www.speedyshare.com/421189705.html
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    MICHEAL JACKSON - GOD?

    Be careful how you explain "who God is" to your children... (A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.) Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman? Father: Both, son, both. (After a short while the boy comes back.) Boy: Dad, is God black or white? Father: (After thinking for a...
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    Men Smarter than Women?

    :lol: so says this study! My question is-in your personal experience, is it true in day to day life, be it academics, relationships or problem solving? Would love to hear from every one. Read on.. This was in today's Times of India "HOUSTON: Women all over may not like it but it has been...

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