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    The Old Man's Physical

    The Old Man's Physical A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're...
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    SEVEN DANGERS OF LIFE

    :confused: SEVEN DANGERS OF LIFE Don't Do's After Meal Dinesh Vora [Danger 1] Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking ten cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher). [Danger 2] Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating...
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    Seven Wonders of the World

    Seven Wonders of the World By Shelley Floyd A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes: Egypt's Great Pyramids Taj Mahal Hoover Dam Panama Canal Empire State...
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    COWBOY & COW GIRL

    :D One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience. On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's...
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    THE SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE

    :rolleyes: The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" The Interior Designer - who...
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    THE MERMAID

    The Mermaid! There were three men fishing in a boat. One felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful mermaid. She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he wouldn't let her go. Finally she said "I'll give you anything you can wish for if you'll let me go...
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    IDIOTS

    "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I...
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    UN USUAL FUNERAL

    A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in...
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    NUN AT HOOTERS*

    *A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked* into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music* *and loud conversation and every once in a while the* *lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go* out, the place would erupt into cheer.* ** *However, when the revelers saw...
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    Why???

    *Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? *Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet...
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    Ramayana by Bill Gates...

    When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal Diary which has been recently found (courtesy PTI). These are excerpts from his diary: Ramayana by Bill Gates... LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of...
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    6 creative ways 2 kill a husband

    http://www.speedyshare.com/762594151.html
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    Movie dialogues V/S Rreality

    :lol: Movie dialogues... v/s...reality! !! 1) Baaziger: "Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale ko Baziger kehte hain". Bhaji Ghar: "Pet bharne ke liye kuch khana padta hai , aur kuch khane ki cheezien bechne wali jaga ko Bhaji Ghar kehte hain." 2)...
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    Oops Dnt Laugh

    http://www.speedyshare.com/881404128.html
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    Nursery Rhymes...v/s. ...Politicians

    Nursery Rhymes...v/s. ...Politicians Laloo Bhai bihari Went up the pahari To fetch a bail for court order Laloo fell down And lost his crown But Rabri reigned thereafter. ******** Laxman laxman Yes pappa eating money no pappa telling lies no pappa open yr drawer ha ha ha...
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    Java interview By banta

    Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more Q. What is JFC ? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q...
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    Undisclosed-Recipient

    The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work...
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    World inside crystal ball

    http://www.speedyshare.com/970912889.html
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    EVen Buisness

    In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says: "So how is your strange business going?" "What do you mean strange?" "Because you sell only trumpets and guns!" "So!" "Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the...
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    'Girls wonders' of bollywood

    http://www.foolzparadize.orgviewtopic.php?t=6412

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