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  1. ashanfdo

    Don't copy if you can't paste

    Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in...
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    If you are my Son

    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; green,red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally...
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    Tragic accident (and a shocking picture!!!!!)

    CAREFUL!!!!!!!!!! Read the message below before opening the picture!!! For those of you with a weak stomach, Heart Problems don't go any further... This is quite shocking. He fell from a fair height and on impact he literally split open and his internals came out... You can see the horror...
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    Who wanna lose weight? dnt miss dis

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    MICHEAL JACKSON - GOD?

    Be careful how you explain "who God is" to your children... (A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.) Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman? Father: Both, son, both. (After a short while the boy comes back.) Boy: Dad, is God black or white? Father: (After thinking for a...
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    Men Smarter than Women?

    :lol: so says this study! My question is-in your personal experience, is it true in day to day life, be it academics, relationships or problem solving? Would love to hear from every one. Read on.. This was in today's Times of India "HOUSTON: Women all over may not like it but it has been...
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    The Old Man's Physical

    The Old Man's Physical A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're...
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    SEVEN DANGERS OF LIFE

    :confused: SEVEN DANGERS OF LIFE Don't Do's After Meal Dinesh Vora [Danger 1] Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking ten cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher). [Danger 2] Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating...
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    Seven Wonders of the World

    Seven Wonders of the World By Shelley Floyd A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes: Egypt's Great Pyramids Taj Mahal Hoover Dam Panama Canal Empire State...
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    COWBOY & COW GIRL

    :D One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience. On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's...
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    THE SEVEN MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE

    :rolleyes: The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" The Interior Designer - who...
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    THE MERMAID

    The Mermaid! There were three men fishing in a boat. One felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful mermaid. She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he wouldn't let her go. Finally she said "I'll give you anything you can wish for if you'll let me go...
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    IDIOTS

    "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I...
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    UN USUAL FUNERAL

    A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in...
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    NUN AT HOOTERS*

    *A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked* into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music* *and loud conversation and every once in a while the* *lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go* out, the place would erupt into cheer.* ** *However, when the revelers saw...
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    Why???

    *Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? *Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet...
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    Ramayana by Bill Gates...

    When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal Diary which has been recently found (courtesy PTI). These are excerpts from his diary: Ramayana by Bill Gates... LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of...
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    Bishop Gals ( Oh Oh )

    Wow these girls r gone crazy
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    6 creative ways 2 kill a husband

    http://www.speedyshare.com/762594151.html
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    Movie dialogues V/S Rreality

    :lol: Movie dialogues... v/s...reality! !! 1) Baaziger: "Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale ko Baziger kehte hain". Bhaji Ghar: "Pet bharne ke liye kuch khana padta hai , aur kuch khane ki cheezien bechne wali jaga ko Bhaji Ghar kehte hain." 2)...

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