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  1. pamithK

    male or female?

    Subject: Male or Female? SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and often is...
  2. pamithK

    Bomb scare in Nugegoda?

    A few minutes ago all the students in the Rotary Hall in nugegoda was sent off home..i was in pussella sir's class and sannasgala and dewruwan alwis and all the other classes were cut short.. there were police cars and police around there.. is there a bomb scare?
  3. pamithK

    my sweetheart

    Let me into your heart.. for it is me that belongs there.. Look at me with those shining eyes.. for I'm enchanted with its sublime magic. Hold me in your arms.. for your warmth is heavenly.. Take me on a journey.. where I can lay wrapped in your embrace.. For I'm in Love with...
  4. pamithK

    safety or rather jack off first!! 18+

    hope not repost:sorry: :sorry: :sorry: :sorry:
  5. pamithK

    EK cricket fantasy 2

    HEy it fantasy time again..:) :) the CB series is inches away..so why dnt we all get ourselves a game in EK fantasy?:cool: :cool: :cool: this is how to join TO JOIN ElaKiri RULZ League Step 1: Go to Cricinfo Fantasy Cricket Step 2: Login with your Cricinfo ID (you will need to register if...
  6. pamithK

    EK cricket fantasy 2

    sorry double post here's the original thread http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62054
  7. pamithK

    the sunset of love..

    we walked along the soft sand.. hand in hand..i felt home.. the wind wrapping an enchanting melody.. surrounding us..blending with the beat of hearts. the song of love... the waves murmuring a hush-hush.. seagulls echoing..the tired seagulls.. her hair softly embracing..my face.. as surely as...
  8. pamithK

    the sri lankan export!

    A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat: The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely? The Sri Lankan : Of course! The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the...
  9. pamithK

    you finish?

    A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment; and after some small talk, they made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a...
  10. pamithK

    How many Ek member hav u seen for real?

    Well, its strange isn't it.. that we talk with eachother without even knowing how each other looks like.. Today i met naps(he was wearing the EK shirt)..and i hav also seen lich ayya..:cool: ishara and buddi are in school..so i see them everyday.. but other than that i hav not seen any...
  11. pamithK

    confucius say..

    Confucius say.... * Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. * Man who run in front of car get tired. * Man who run behind car get exhausted. * Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. * Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. * Man who walk through...
  12. pamithK

    wild sex

    This Australian from the outback has just met the American women and she agreed to have sex with him. She took him to the hotel whe was staying at and went into the bathroom to put on something sexy and get ready. When she returned to the bedroom she found the Australian had pushed the beds and...
  13. pamithK

    clean bowled!!

    wjZdaVmz_kg BOWLED!BOWLED!BOWLED!
  14. pamithK

    Greatest catches ever

    EMzQXr6s7mc How are these catches?
  15. pamithK

    6 years old sings like celine

    CC-lKhr1k0g check this out..
  16. pamithK

    kids and s*x

    Little Jonny Little Johnny was 10 years old and like other boys his age, he was rather curious about everything. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys at school, and he wondered what it was, and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who...
  17. pamithK

    Funny cartoonzz

  18. pamithK

    arse jokes

    **************************** 1. No adult posts and related content. 2. No insulting to other members. Post removed. Thanks paris and crazy_m for showing this thread to me. GTRZ
  19. pamithK

    cow and woman

    What does a woman have on the front that a cow has on the back? . . . ...
  20. pamithK

    anyone know a good guesthouse?

    Hey does anyone know a small guest house in the south coast (past galle-before katharagama) there are 14 of us..and the 'must' facility is a place to play cricket.. if u guys know anything put it here..:)

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