The car is based on the Mercedes-Benz CLS, but in the engine bay sits a 730-horsepower, twin-turbocharged V12 engine, which results in supercar performance, as is usually the case with Brabus-tuned Mercedes-Benz cars.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- Rest Area off I-84. Willington, Connecticut.
If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
- On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet.
O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.
Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw...
A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at a mental health institute
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities...
Featherlite Vantare Platinum Plus has a triple slide configuration and its spacious interior is defined by the finest grade of finish materials in the world.
The entry steps are rare Inca marble bull nosed by Featherlite resident stone artist Patrick Paffour. The risers are hand-made glass tile...
Guys don't get mad. You'll agree with me after reading this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I...
The Terminator is back. Arnold wins again in California
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger wins reelection
By Michael Finnegan, Times Staff Writer
10:25 PM PST, November 7, 2006
A year after his crushing defeat in the special election, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger won a second term today in a landslide...
Tue Nov 7, 11:06 AM ET
BANGALORE (Reuters) - India's state-run space agency approved its first indigenous manned mission into space on Tuesday, aiming to put an astronaut outside the earth's atmosphere by 2014.
The approval came after top Indian scientists met in the southern technology hub of...
Britney Spears files for divorce in L.A.
11/07/2006 6:00 PM, AP
Jeremiah Marquez
Britney Spears filed for divorce Tuesday from Kevin Federline, officials said. The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites "irreconcilable differences," said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.
Spears, 24...
HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
You boil the hell out of it.
WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
Dam!
WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
Polaroids.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A stick.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk.
WHAT DO...