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    kissing a nun

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun...
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    What would you do for a Beautiful woman.. PG 13

    A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his for...
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    Hope she was worth it

    damn..... you go girl :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    2008 Lancer Evo X

    Wowee..........:cool: :cool:
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    Oolu is on her way to the 1000 post club

    Come on Lil sis.... only 50 more to go. :cool:
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    the $163000 Audi R8 Coupe

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    2007 Audi TT Coupe

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    Doing the Dishes (PG 13)

    A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint...
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    Going through customs

    A distinguished looking young lady was on a flight returning from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a priest, and asked, "Excuse me Father, may I ask a favor of you?" "Well, of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replied. "Here's the dilemma. I purchased for myself a very...
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    Big wild fire in California

    An arsonist started wild fire is burning fiercely. 24000 acres burnt. 4 fire fighters dead. 1100 fire fighters trying to control it.
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    Rapa joins the 4000 club

    Congrats machan.... thank you for the valuable contributions :yes: :yes: :yes:
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    Tuffy nearing 2000 posts

    sweet Tuffy is ready to join the club yay...:lol: :lol:
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    The new Lexus LS

    The new Lexus LS series
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    Sri Lanka VS South Africa

    Sri Lanka won the toss and elected to field first South Africa 21/1 (5.5 ov) great start by our guys:yes: :yes:
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    Secession never worked in the US, neither does the US advocate secession in Sri Lanka

    * Editorial: Monday, October 23, 2006, 13:02 GMT, ColomboPage News Desk, Sri Lanka. "...we have no sympathy whatsoever for the Tamil Tigers. They are a terrorist organization; they have brought nothing but misery to the people of Sri Lanka as well as to the Tamil population of Sri Lanka.” -...
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    Scotsmans tooth

    A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction. "£85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply. "£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?" "That's unusual, sir, but I could do...
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    Old lady at the church

    Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have...
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    Saw III is coming

    Jigsaw returns :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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    If Women Ruled the world

    :shocked: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Sanjee reaching the 1000 mark too

    Yo Bro... 8 more. Let's go let's go :lol: :lol:

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