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    Freeze buster and put your hands up

    SWAT team putting it's training to the ultimate test :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    The Pirate and the eye patch

    A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks. The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out...
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    Shaggy joins 1000 club

    Weldone machan.... :yes: :yes: Congrats
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    Women's poem... for all the girls

    Woman's Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks...
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    Sri Lanka attacks leave 11 rebels dead

    Sat Sep 30, 6:16 PM ET AMPARA, Sri Lanka - Sri Lankan forces on Saturday ambushed a group of Tamil Tiger rebels allegedly planning to attack a police checkpoint in the east, killing 11 insurgents, while a separate bomb attack killed three policemen, officials said. ADVERTISEMENT The attack...
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    Sri Lanka attacks leave 11 rebels dead

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    Funny warnings

    Useful Warnings 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE...
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    Sherlok Holmes and Doc Watson

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions...
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    Women drivers

    Holy shi...... and finally :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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    Premasiri Kemadasa's music wanted

    Machanla ka gava hari Premasir Kemadasa ge sindu thiyanwanam upload karanwada??? please.. especially Udumbara Hinahenawa... thanks for the help :yes: :yes:
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    Darwin award winner 2006 Aug

    Hammer of Doom -- August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with a sledgehammer. The second try was fatal to one man, six cars...
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    Just making sure

    A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The...
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    Things we can learn from kids

    1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to...
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    Stick cricket [another online cricket game]

    Checj this out. It's pretty darn good http://www.stickcricket.com/ :cool: :cool:
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    a good one -pg13

    A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A beautiful young nurse arrives to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the oxygen mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and...
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    Drag racing game -really good

    hey guys try this out really addictive.... Drag racer :cool:
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    Ltte weapons ships sunk

    Sun Sep 17, 12:41 PM ET COLOMBO (Reuters) - Sri Lankan government troops and Tamil Tiger rebels exchanged gunfire and skirmished at sea on Sunday, bringing to an end a four-day lull in fighting around the besieged Jaffna peninsula. ADVERTISEMENT Residents reported brief exchanges of gunfire...
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    about last night

    As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bedstill leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and...
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    online cricket game

    Check this out... hopefully it's not a repost... http://www.flashcricket.com/1player_choice.php
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    Sri Lanka govt captures LTTE FDL in Muhamalai

    Sunday, September 10, 2006, 13:31 GMT, ColomboPage News Desk, Sri Lanka. Sept 10, Colombo: The Sri Lankan security forces captured the LTTE's Forward Defence Line (FDL) at Muhamalai in the Jaffna peninsula yesterday after fierce battle that killed at least 28 soldiers and 150 Tigers. Sri...

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