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  1. Moe85

    Difference in conversation between two women and two men‏

    TWO WOMEN TALKING: ================================== Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I...
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    I know the truth

    Once a Chinese guy goes into a bar, and asks the bartender who was black: "hey nigger, give me a beer" The black guy goes.. why are you being rude and racist man? do you accept being in my place and people calling you names? The Chinese says : “I don’t care”. So the black guy says “fine lets...
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    American History‏

    It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for...
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    Math!!!

    Maths!!!
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    Sardar Jokes

    A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered >> huge Loss. >> Do u know what the business was? >> . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in >> Punjab!. >> >>--------------------------------------------------------------------- >> A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face...
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    If u want promotion

    Hi Boss, People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no work... make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... gets promoted That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work I need a...
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    800 Dollar

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there...
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    Embarressing

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so...
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    Husband & Wife

    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one...
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    Health - Important Tips

    Answer the phone by LEFT ear Do not drink coffee TWICE a day Do not take pills with COOL water Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm Reduce the amount of TEA you consume Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night Keep your distance from hand phone...
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    Better stay in China

    5 Chinese men, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US. In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck Bu became Buck Hu became Huck * * * * * * Fu and Su decided to stay in China...
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    Oh, the Irony!

    Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man...
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    A 90-year-old Man

    A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked. The doctor thought for a...
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    Album Covers

    I am looking for Album covers of artists like Iraz, Randiu etc...basically the sri lankan artists albm covers. Cant seems to dig out anything from net, does anybody knows any site where i can grab em from would appreciate if could help.
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    I am Moe

    I am Moe I was a meber here long back a ago in the user of pLaYa69. nice to be back.
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