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    Answers to a math paper

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    Questions and answers @ UPSC Exam 1998

    Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) -------------------------------------------------------- Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time...
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    1st Elakiri member 2 reach 1000 posts

    Neon is reaching 1000 posts.. weldone man post ur 1000 th post in this thread.. nice work The coundown has begun 40 more
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    Best movies of all time

    1. gange pawena joka kageda 2. enna sudo bunt eka dige 3. wanakadam kalla wadn kapan 4. guluba gulalba 5. malli mokada mepathe Do guys have more films post them lolz:lol: :lol:
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    SNOWGIRL MISSING AGIAN

    Hey sonw girl is missing agian.. Monowada une???????????????????:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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    Walle rila(Adults only audioclip)

    This is strictly for adults..:lol: :lol: **if you are not above 18 do not download this clip.** walle rila **************** selected members forum on the way... njoy ADULTS ONLY
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    Love sms 5

    You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart. • If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me! • I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked...
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    Love sms 4

    If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart. • U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE...
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    Love sms 3

    • Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true, Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more, Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks, Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits. • At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball...
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    Love sms 2

    What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine. • U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure. U'll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I'll...
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    Love sms

    i dunno wetgr these sms are alredy there but chk it out A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. Thanks for being such a lady to me • Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in...
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    A method to Increase your Mobile credit...to all Sri Lankans

    Hi SRI LANKAN MOBILE USERS, Reload ur phone every month freely by following this process... Please follow the instruction & you can reload your SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool...
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    you shud know this!!

    1) What is a KISS? It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION. 2) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex? 2% eat . 3% smoke cigarettes. 4% take shower ..5% go to sleep . 86% get up and go back...
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    Answering machine messages

    1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message. 3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone...
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    The Costume Party

    A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she...
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    Cops Say The Darndest Things

    "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case...
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    Things only found in America

    1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions...
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    Definitions that you may not find

    Lesbian (noun) Just another damn woman trying to do a man's job. Virginity A big issue over a little tissue. Water (noun) A liquid that freezes slippery side up. Keychain (noun) A device that permits us to lose several keys at one time. Meeting (noun) An event at which the minutes are...
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    Accidental Touch

    A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as...
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    effects of cloning, look at those criminals who cloned kids

    effects of cloning, look at those criminals who cloned kids

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