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    Cigarettes & Tampons

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisle. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife, so she directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a...
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    Google Search really cool

    Try out the following steps and see what happens...! You will have to then ask one question. 1. Go to www.google.com 2. Type "failure" (without double quotes) in the search text box. 3. Press "I'm Feeling Lucky" button just next to "Google Search" button. 4. See what happens. Find it out...
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    Celebrity virus

    The AL GORE Virus (Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting) The CLINTON Virus (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory) The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy) The LEWINSKY virus (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then...
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    funny vacation memories

    IMG]http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/2209/funnyvacationpics50mq.jpg[/IMG]
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    Why Beer is Better than Women

    * You can enjoy a beer all month long. * Beer stains wash out. * You don't have to wine and dine beer. * Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play rugby. * When your beer goes flat, you toss it. * Beer is never late. * Hangovers go away. * A beer doesn't get...
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    meanings of GIRLS and BOY'S English

    Girl's English Yes = No No = Yes May-b = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now! " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later! We need to talk" = I need to bitch. "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too. " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid...
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    Soccer Kamasuthra

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    CHEMISTRY OF LOVE!

    SYMBOL : ILU ATOMIC NUMBER : 2 ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart OCCURANCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , CoLLeGe CoMpOuNDs ,CiNeMa HaLLs, PaRks and BusS stOps! METHOD OF PREPERATION : a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An...
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    Dangers of working on a Brazilian pipeline

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    Punjab Examinations

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    Best love song CD

    Hey guys wat do u think are the best love songs.. The very best 20 songs i postd this in BETA 1 as well if u guys remembr...but i tout this shud be in beta 2 as well. Name the best 20 n lets compile the elakiri Love classics.... Hey guys u shud listen to this song as well Download...
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    Bill Gates and the God

    If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident. He might find himself being sized up by God. "...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and...
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    Funny pictures 3

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    Funny pictures 2

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    Funny pictures

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    Elephants Dream: Open Source 3D Movie

    Elephants Dream is an animated short 3D movie that you can watch online, download to your computer or even edit the film content if don't like the original film. This open source film is produced using Gimp and Blender software which are again available for free. Elephants Dream is...
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    Windows Vista for Guinness World Records 2006

    The final retail version of Windows Vista is nowhere in sight yet but the beta version of Window Vista has already set a world-record on the internet. Windows Vista Beta 2 Installer, which is an ISO file of about 3.5 GB, has become the largest downloaded software in the history of Internet...
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    Bush ge Gon Katha

    "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."...
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    Can U read this?

    *fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too* *Cna yuo raed tihs? * i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod...
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    “The Da Vinci Code”-Christian Sentiments & Anti-Buddhist Mafia

    hey guys i jus got this article think every body shud read this... “The Da Vinci Code”-Christian Sentiments & Anti-Buddhist Mafia ----By The Centre for Buddhist Action---- The controversial film “ The Da Vinci Code” has created quite an uproar in the Christian world...

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