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    "Laughter" is the BEST Medicine!!!

    Whether you peal with giggles while re-enacting the most hysterical moments of a Monty Python movie or twitter away at the highbrow humor of a New Yorker cartoon, studies have shown that your laugh will do you good. Laughter helps you deal with a variety of maladies, including the stresses of...
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    Beware Street Mafia

    The Sesame Street Mafia :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    -FOR BIKE LOVERS-

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    If Airlines Were Based on Operating Systems

    UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing nonstop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides...
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    WHOS AN IDOIT

    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A...
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    Drunken Crossing

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    ###WORKS MAKES U MAD###

    Proof: Work Makes You Mad Work = Force x Distance W=FD According to Newton, Force = Mass x Acceleration F=MA By Substitution, Work = Mass x Acceleration x Distance Work = MAD :love:http://layya325.hi5.com:love:
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    -Aishwarya-Just Imagine-

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    so she could love you

    A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind hearted?" The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son." "Why did you make her so good looking?" "So you could love...
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    CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

    Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and...
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    Bikes are better than women...!

    1. Bicycles don't pregnant. 2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month. 3. Bicycles don't have parents. 4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. 5. You can share your bicycles with your friends. 6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden. 7. When...
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    Need Your Requests-Mobile Videos

    Hey Ppl I've Give You First Three Packs Of High Quality Video Songs For Your Mobile,I Need Your Song Requests For My Second Three Packs Pls Give Your Ideas,Comments,Anything...I'll Check Them & I'll Get You Ppl Da Best:cool: :cool: :cool: :love: http://layya325.hi5.com:love:
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    MOBILE VIDEOS 3rd PACK(ENGLISH) RELEASED

    Hey Ppl Here Is The 3rd Pack Of High Quality Videos For Your Mobile All Of These Songs Are Size Between In 1MB TO 10MB Sound Quality Is Stereo Song List 1.Smack That-Akon.ft.Eminem 2.BUTTONS-PUSSYCAT DOLLS.FT.SNOOP DOGG 3.DON'T LIE-BLACK EYED PEAS 4.JUST A LIL BIT - 50 CENT...
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    HISTORY by BEATEN TRACKS

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    THE CHAMP IS HERE-DAVE BATISTA

    I THINK THIS ONE IS DA BEST:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Anyway Here The Rest :love: http://layya325.hi5.com:love:
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    Whom to Blame!!

    WHOM TO BLAME . . . Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the...
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    Lovely lesson of Life!!!!!

    A student asks a teacher: What is love? The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the field, go through first row, he...
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    John Cena-For WWF FANS

    Name: John Cena Height: 6 foot 1 Weight: 240 pounds From: West Newbury, Mass. Signature Move: The FU, STFU Career Highlights: 2-time WWE Championship (defeated JBL at WrestleMania 21 & Edge at the 2006 Royal Rumble); U.S. Championship (3 times) Lately things haven't been going well for John...
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    love in C++language

    This is the CSE style :- _/*C Program to Propose a girl*/ #include<STD ISD PCO.h> #include <mobile.h> #include<sms. h> #include<love. h> #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%" ,&ladies) ; if(lady ==Cute) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%"...
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    The high-priced exclusive mobile Phone

    New Vertu Constellation series Vertu, the high-priced exclusive range of Nokia, will offer soon a new line of mobiles under the name Constellation. Up until now Vertu has prided themselves with the Diamond series which is the most expensive one. The classic Signature line has some cheaper...

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