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    A Touching Story

    Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (in the paper the next...
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    Read this.....It's very nice.....

    Imagine you are at an Airport. While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a kiosk selling cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies. Finally, you find a seat next to a gentleman...
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    Difference Between SOMEBODY U LUV & SOMEBODY U LIKE

    DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "SOMEBODY YOU LOVE" & SOMEBODY YOU LIKE" In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster. But in front of the person you like, you get happy. In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring. But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful...
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    Modified Honda

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    2006: Man of the year award

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    Top Ten signs that show you are in Love!

    1. Time is an eternity when you're without them 2. Time stops when you're with them 3. The thought of them makes you shiver 4. The sound of them makes you smile 5. When seeing them, you can't see anything else 6. You start to listen to sappy love songs 7. You actually enjoy...
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    Love With Out The World

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    Jokes

    *GERMS * Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs. ____________ _________ _________ _________ *NEVER MESS WITH CHILDREN* A class teacher of primary,one...
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    liver and cheese

    Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty...
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    REALLY AMAZING

    DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE...
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    OLD IS GOLD

    An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.... ...... Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding." Older Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one? "...
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    ♥♥HEY PALS...CHK THIS...JUST AWESOME...!!!♥♥

    Quest ion : Is it possible to use word "Because" th rice in a sentence?! Now tease your brain... Can' t..... Squeeze your brain... . No use.... ...
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    *^*^*^* Losing The One i Love........ *^*^*^*^*^*

    When I heard that you were going sadness immediately filled my heart The pain of knowing that you're moving on and that we'll be spending out lives apart It seems like only yesterday when you and I first met My life was forever changed a moment I will never forget We've had many ups and downs...
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    Does Love Need Reason

    Does Love need a Reason...... ? Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked: Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me? Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you.. Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you...
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    2005 Bourget Fat Daddy Chopper

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    |::|foolish questions|::|

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don't U know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt...
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    •,¸,.·´ keep love alive in your life`·.,¸,•

    1. Give your loved one a top ten list: Top Ten Reasons Why I Love You. (It's okay to include bonus reasons.) 2. Change the screen saver on the computer to something like "You Are the Light of My Life" in fancy or bold letters. 3. Stick an "I Love You" note on his or her steering wheel...
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    Are You a Perfect Match???

    Astrological Compatability Are You a Perfect Match? ARIES Perfect Partners: Leo, Sagittarius Nearly Perfect Partners: Gemini, Aquarius Like Minded Souls: Aries Opposites You're Attracted To: Virgo, Scorpio Learn From Your Differences: Pisces, Taurus Not Your Destiny: Cancer, Capricorn...
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    Check It....Is It True....

    Go ahead and check out your birth date, and see what you are all about! BIRTHDAYS: (Look below for your characteristics) January 01-09 dog January 10-24 mouse January 25-31 lion February 01-05 cat...
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    On-The-Ceiling Poster - Refrain From Smoking.

    This is actually an on-the-ceiling poster in the smoking room at an IT firm in Mumbai, India. :love:http://layya325.hi5.com:love:

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