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    Morris 82 years young

    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "Wow, you're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied...
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    Influence of Anesthesia

    In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand. His eyelids just opened for a few seconds. He looked at his wife as if he was returning from out of body experience, hallowed by bright white light. With a broken...
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    Dating with women

    WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind...
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    Senior moment

    An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen. The two elderly gents were talking, and one says: "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant .I'd highly recommend." The other man says: "What's the...
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    Gynecologist's Assistant

    Gynecologist's Assistant Opening A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man...
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    Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2-Razor1911

    Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2-Razor1911 ?????? ???? ??? ??????? ? ??????????????? ??????? ?????? ??? ??? ????? ????????? ????????????????????????? ?? ????? ? ?????? ? ??? ??????? ??????? ?? ??????????? ????? ? ?????????? ?? ? ...
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    A few Good Jokes

    Wonderful coffee Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today. ******* Doctor’s...
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    cheating

    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we...
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    Hard & Fast Reply....

    A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain. 'What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?' 'Throw out an anchor, sir.' 'What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?' 'Throw out another anchor, sir.' 'And if another terrific...
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    LITTLE JOHNNY: A DROP IN THE BUCKET

    One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water Hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She...
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    Congratulations

    Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of...
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    Dying husband....

    A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalised. When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, "Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of...
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    Connection with God ( Have Fun With Joke )

    A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond...
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    LIFE IN THE 1500'S

    The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and...
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    The Obliging Mortician

    Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed, and the instant she sees him she starts wailing and crying. One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset...
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    Supernatural Power

    There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural...
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    American Patelbhai

    It was three in morning and wife Rachel was not able to sleep as her husband was pacing the bedroom floor with self-talking, gesturing with anxiety of some short. So Rachel asked the husband Jackie, "What was so bothering him that he would keep her from sex and also let her not sleep.” "You...
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    Distinction between "Guts " and "Balls"

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having...
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    Santa and Banta

    Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Banta : I give up. Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet ...

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