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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Clinton`s secret box

    Bill & Hillary Clinton are celebrating their 25th Anniversary. All 25 years Bill has kept a large box under his side of the bed. He asked Hillary never to look in his box, and so she obeyed. But, on the morning of their 25th, she couldn`t stand the suspense any longer. She opened the box and...
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    A Serious Computer Problem

    "Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"...
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    A Man's Complaint About His Wife

    A Man's Complaint About His Wife Collection of stories? Click here to join group A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through -- So he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while...
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    Handsome American

    A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Banglore. He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese." The American said, "No, I am American." Crazy Desi goes again raising his voice, "No you are Japanese." The polite American said, "No, No, I am...
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    Overconfidence !!!

    It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild...
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    The.Taking.Of.Pelham.123 (2009) 720p.BluRay.x264-HUBRIS

    The.Taking.Of.Pelham.123.720p.BluRay.x264-HUBRIS pass: tehparadox.com ... single extraction http://netfolder.in/63UxKWG/TToP123-HUBr http://rapidshare.com/files/294029680/TToP123-HUBrs.part01.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/294029684/TToP123-HUBrs.part02.rar...
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    A DRUNK ON THE BUS

    A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all the way to the back of the bus. The bus stops at the next stop. He reacts by stumbling to the front of...
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    Latest Errors from Windows Vista

    The following are new Error Messages seen in Windows Vista: 1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ...
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    My 10K : My new AMD Phenom X4 9850 Pics

    Finally i hit 10k.And today i got my new CPU.AMD Phenom X4 9850 Black Edition Processor.Here r some pics.Finally my gaming RIG's completed
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    Two Indians on a Friday Night Party

    Two old Indian men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old Indians and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll...
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    Public.Enemies (2009) 720p.BluRay.x264-METiS

    Add me Rep+ if you like this thread Public.Enemies.720p.BluRay.x264-METiS pass: tehparadox.com ... single extraction http://netfolder.in/lOaPdTn/PubEn-METiS http://rapidshare http://rapidshare.com/files/291966677/PubEn-METiS.part01.rar...
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    Horsback riding

    A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got...
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    10 Commandments

    Do good to all ********* Speak evil of none ********* Hear before judgement ********* Think before speak ********* Hold an angry tongue ********* Be kind to the distressed ********* Ask pardon for all wrongs ********* Be patient towards everybody ********* Stop ears to be a tale bearer...
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    Adam and God

    After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always want to...
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    Salt, Pepper and the Spices of Life

    You're sitting at a table, having a meal with some friends. Bowls of soup are served to everyone at the table. Before tasting the soup, the person next to you reaches for the salt and pepper, and for the next 20 seconds vigorously shakes into the soup more salt and pepper than you would use in...
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    Back at you

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed. The next...
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    Husband & Wife

    Husband & Wife - Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles...
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    How the company views its Employees.

    1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. ******** 2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a...
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    Learn to Shut up!

    TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him...
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    ~+~Army Exhibition Pics Collection~+~

    Today i went to army exhibition and i took 165 images.And i'll upload them in ths thread.Add me Rep+ if you like this thread

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