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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Two Old Indians on a Friday Night Party

    TWO OLD INDIAN MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD INDIANS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL...
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    The Dangerous Indian Hell

    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil...
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    Senior Citizen Dating

    Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at...
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    Star Trek (2009) BluRay.720p.x264.DTS-WiKi

    Add me Rep+ if you like diz thread Screens: Netload: http://netfolder.in/dc0jFFr/Star.Trek.2009.BluRay.720p.x264.DTS-WiKi Hotfile: http://hotfile.com/list/124877/ee42100 Rapidshare...
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    Murphy's laws on girls.....

    1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that 2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!! 3. The more the makeup, worse the looks... 4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your...
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    Fathers then & now

    In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses. Today, it's the size of his minivan. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a...
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    Terrrific quotes

    Love th is photogenic it needs darkness to develop. ************ A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject! ************ Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children! ************ "Your...
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    Mother Teresa and God

    Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God. "I could eat," Mother Teresa replied. So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother...
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    I need a Processor

    I need a AMD Phenom X4 2.3 or higher processor to buy.(Brand new or used)Anyone got a place to buy plz call me 0775-678678
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    The BathTub Test

    During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.' 'Well,' said the Director, 'We fill up a bathtub, and then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'...
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    Missing Husband Report

    A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband: Lady: I lost my Husband Inspector: What is his height Lady: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Lady: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Colour of eyes Lady: Never noticed...
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    Cheating

    Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we...
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    Idiot

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T...
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    Insurance Salesman

    Peter walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!" "Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job." He was gone about...
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    Nail - Biting Habit

    Two women friends are chatting about their family and husbands. Women1 : I am very frustrated and worried about my husbands nail biting habit. I tried lot of things that he should stop biting nails. Women2 : Oh thats simple even my husband have that habit of nail biting. I only did...
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    DOES HEAVEN HAVE A PHONE NUMBER?

    Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today, My tummy hurts and I fell down; I need her right away, Operator, can you tell me how to find her in this book? Is heaven in the yellow part? I don't know where to look. I think my daddy needs her too; at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her...
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    Signs you can tell it will be a rough day ahead...

    You wake up face down on the pavement. You put your bra on backward and it fits better. Your twin sister forgot your birthday. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. Your blind date turns out to be your wife. You see a "Aaj Tak" news team waiting in your office. Your...
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    Brilliant Lawyer's Questions and Arguments

    Things people have actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person...
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    Transformers.Revenge.of.the.Fallen.720p.BluRay.x26 4-PRESTiGE

    Add me Rep+ if you like this thread Transformers.Revenge.of.the.Fallen.720p.BluRay.x264-PRESTiGE SOURCE........: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009 1080p Blu-ray AVC DTS-HD MA RUNTiME.......: 2:29:53 RELEASE.SiZE..: 7.95 GB ViDEO.CODEC...: x264:2-pass,L4.1 FRAMERATE.....: 23.976...
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    Today match

    Ada match eka keeyatada patan ganne?

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