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    Send free SMS worldwide

    free SMS worldwide send karana website eka mokadda?
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    heriditary

    Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied...
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    Honest HR Question - Answers

    Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work...
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    English Language

    Let's face it - English is a crazy language. In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall? Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something...
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    family problems?

    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage.I don't want...
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    What a Woman Wants in a Man

    What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover ******* What I Want In...
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    Sisters of St. Francis

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which...
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    Wanted A Wife

    A news paper had a humour page with following matrimonials published in it. BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average...
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    Mobile Phone GPS Tracking

    Try out this mobile phone tracker, it's great! Track any connected mobile phone using a satellite map with coverage anywhere in the world!!!!Log on to http://www.GpsSpying.Com
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    Fastest - Mervyn Silva Again

    Mahinda, Ranil, Karu and Mervyn Silva (of course !) were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them. Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light. Ranil : It's a Thought; because thought is so fast it comes...
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    Men are better friends

    Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his...
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    Lucky Plant gena kawda danne?

    Me gena danna aya kiyanna plz
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    Colombo Motor Show 2009 Pics Collection

    http://rapidshare.com/files/259951297/Colombo_Motor_Show_2009_By_Dreamworks_naveen.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/260138551/Colombo_Motor_Show_2009_By_Dreamworks_naveen.part2.rar
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    Hand job

    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $1000 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally...
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    I'm Only Mature

    Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase this chap took off ten percent. I asked for the cause of a lesser amount; And he answered, "Because of the Seniors' Discount." I went to McDonald's for a burger and fries; And there once again, got quite a surprise. The clerk...
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    The Habitual Mistake

    An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon." The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200 extra by mistake last month." The employee snaps back "Yeah, I can...
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    New Dating Dictionary

    ATTRACTION..... The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..... What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING..... The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a...
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    The Bathtub Test

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we...
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    Rules for Male

    Rules for Male, Written by Female 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all...
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    අසැබි වෙබ් අඩවි 12 ක්‌ වහා අත්හිටුවන නියෝග

    අසැබි වෙබ් අඩවි 12 ක්‌ වහා අත්හිටුවන නියෝග අසැබි වෙබ් අඩවි 12 ක්‌ වහා අත්හිටුවන නියෝග විරෝධතා ගොනු කිරීමට අගෝ. 7 වැනිදා දක්‌වා කල් දෙයි සමන්ත ඉලේපරුම ළමයින්ගේ හා වැඩිහිටියන්ගේ අසභ්‍ය ලිංගික දර්ශන අන්තර් ජාලය හරහා ප්‍රචාරය කළ වෙබ් අඩවි 12 ක්‌ වහාම අත්හිටුවන ලෙසට කොළඹ ප්‍රධාන මහෙස්‌ත්‍රාත්...
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