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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Seasonal Excitement

    A statue of a Macho athlete was displayed in a Museum. Husband and Wife came walking there appreciating and arguing everything they saw so far. Husband would not let wife win the battles of wits. So wife relaxed watching this nude statue with just a couple of leaves to cover its privates...
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    Confessions of a Kid

    Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at...
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    James Bond in heaven

    M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven. The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking. "M asks her if Bond has reached there yet. She replies that he hasn't. M waits another few...
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    Cool Jokes

    Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going? Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ? Man: My wife... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r...
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    SENIOR DATING

    Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7...
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    Methods of Hiring

    Cognizant Method: Hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do. give him gobi 65 to eat again and again. hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit give them same gobi 65 to eat hire 200 more....... and more ....... TCS method: Hire a lion...
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    Darn Kids They know everything

    mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the...
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    Hey guyz i need a big help!

    I need these songs for my sis.If u can plz UL it.Thx. Piyananee - Ashanthi Sanda Rajiniya - Chamika Wahi pabalu - Surendra Kawlu piyan - Kasun Samawela mata kiyanna - Chamika Mal pita mal - Amal Sithin preama wadana Neela nuwan aeage Dangakara hadakara - B n S Dangakarai hadakarai samanalain...
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    Internet Police

    Offender : You! Date: Today Offense #ZD101FB608 : In Front Of The Computer TOO LONG! Details of Offense : During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG! You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up...
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    Need a Link to watch Match Live!

    I need a link to watch match online.Plz help:D
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    Indian Soldier

    A tribute to the Defence Forces of INDIA Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes He stays up for days on end You take a warm shower to help you wake up He goes days or weeks without running water You complain of a "headache", and call in sick He gets shot...
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    New Car operating system

    Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes. A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?" Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and...
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    Dumbest kid

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, Then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy...
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    Kind lawyer

    One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied...
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    Blonde joke

    A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. ... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back...
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    Alphabet of happiness

    A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions. B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life. C--Create Create a family of...
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    Perfect solution

    The passenger sat in the backseat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip. The cabdriver sped through the crowded streets,weaving in and out of traffic. The passenger watched as one pedestrian after another ran to avoid being run down by her lunatic...
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    pArTy CRasHeRs

    It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea.... He turned to the crowd of...
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    ME and MY BOSS

    When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes...
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    nVidia better prepare themselves for the @ss rape of the century

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