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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Real Cases in PC Customer Care Records

    Have you ever wondered what all call-center employees have to deal with. Read on ... 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up...
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    That's How Maths is Done

    A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."...
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    -----My New Gaming Rig :P-----

    Pro : AMD Phenom X4 2.3Ghz (Onthe Way) Still AMD Athlon X2 4000+ (2.6Ghz Oc) RAM : Kingston DDR 2 800 2GBx2 @ 434Mhz OC VGA : Sappahire ATI Radeon 4870 512 MB MOBO: Foxconn Digitalife A79A-S HDD : Samsung SATA II 160GB :rofl: DVD : Samsung SATA DVD RW 22X / Samsung PATA DVD ROM 16X PSU ...
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    Bank account of life

    A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move...
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    Red Shirt

    Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my...
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    Junior

    A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that...
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    Three friends

    Three Khoja friends meet after many years. Two of them have just returned from spending some years in the new motherland, Canada . The first one says, "When I went to Canada , they nicknamed me Sad because my full name is Sadru!" The second one says, "When I went to Canada , my neighbours...
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    The Beautiful and a Bungler

    This morning on the freeway to work, I looked over to my left and there was a beautiful Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her Face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked just away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my...
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    A Woman of Strength

    A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... But a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape... ****** A strong woman isn't afraid of anything ... But a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear... ****** A strong woman won't let anyone...
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    Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex ?

    1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you`ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even...
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    The Great Melting Pot

    A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. "Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of robbery. He is an illegal immigrant, has just arrived in America and is guest in our city. Unable to find his way he roams all around curiously. He...
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    Real Meaning of Computer Terms

    PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can't See It DOS Defective Operating System IBM I Blame Microsoft DEC Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in...
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    Scurvy

    Scurvy is a disease resulting from a deficiency of vitamin C, which is required for the synthesis of collagen in humans. The chemical name for vitamin C, ascorbic acid, is derived from the Latin name of scurvy, scorbutus. Scurvy leads to the formation of spots on the skin, spongy gums, and...
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    Asus Ventor 650W PSU For Sale......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Review Asus Ventor 650W PSU For Sale,Rs:15500/=.With one year warranty.Used only 2 weeks. Call Nuwan on 0776-400006 for more info. If not answered just Txt
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    සියම් මානසික ගැටළුවකින් පෙළෙනවාද....Dial 1333

    සියම් මානසික ගැටළුවකින් පෙළෙනවාද....Dial 1333 ඔබ කිසියම් මානසික ගැටළුවකින් පෙළෙනවාද....එසේනම් දුරකතනය ඔස්සේ ක්ෂණික විසදුම් සැපයීමේ විශේෂ වැඩපිළිවෙලක් ආරම්භ කිරීමට අංගොඩ ජාතික මානසික විද්යායතනය පියවර ගෙන තිබෙනවා.... ඕනෑම දුරකතනයකින් 1333 ඇමතීමෙන් මානසික ගැටලුවලට ක්ෂණික විසදුම් ලබාගැනීමට හැකි බව...
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    Match eka live balanna link ekak oone

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    NURSE NANCY

    Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!''...
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    2 Intelligent Blondes

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated."What does it look like?"...
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    Oh To Be 12 Again...

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her...
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    COMPUTER - NUCLEAR & COFFEE

    Officers at a military installation in U.S. were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in...

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