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    REACTIONS TO THE STOCK MARKET CRASH

    THE STOCK market rollercoaster has left many people dazed and confused, if not broke. Hindustan Times decided to ask some of the finest minds around about what they thought of the crash, boom, bang on the BSE. MANEKA GANDHI: What did you expect! I have it from reliable sources that those...
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    The Christian Bear

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast...
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    Still women loves man

    Interesting facts Men are like computers – hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man Men are like coolers – load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man Men are like chocolate bars – sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your...
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    The Polite Way to Pee!

    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'...
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    Fathers then & now

    In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses. Today, it's the size of his minivan. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a...
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    Santa Attacks

    santa had always been worried that why he has one brother while his sister has two????? ********** santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely." CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open???? SARDAR : PAISA WAPAS....... ********** santa is...
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    fruit of labour

    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather...
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    SUPPLIES

    There was an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see a sign advertising work in the local coal mine. The pay is great, so they go off and look for the boss. They find him and he tells them "Well, you know...
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    An Essay on Cow...

    "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. "His whole body can be utilised for...
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    Always tell your wife the truth

    A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one...
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    Mix Santa - banta jokes

    Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! ********** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of...
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    <-------------------Colombo Motor Show 2009------------------->

    I got 130+ Images frm Motor show.And i'll updade 'em rapidly in this thread.
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    Jokes Of Mr. Bean

    1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a...
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    තක්සේරුවක ප්‍රයොජනය

    තක්සේරුවක ප්‍රයොජනය
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    මාලු බාන්නා

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    නෑ කමේ අරුත

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    බේබද්දාගේ රාත්‍රිය

    බේබද්දාගේ රාත්‍රිය
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    සද්දෙන0 හොදයි

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    දිගුකාලීන ජොලිය

    දිගුකාලීන ජොලිය
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    සන්සුන් වන්න හේතුව

    සන්සුන් වන්න හේතුව

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