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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Driver's License

    A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy', the little girl asks,'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the...
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    9 Things I Hate

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ******** 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they...
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    Good One Liner

    Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great...
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    Men's answer to Maxine

    How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ******* Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ******* Why do women have smaller feet...
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    25 Amazing Reasons I Love My Mother (Hilarious)

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . 'If you don't straighten up...
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    Matrimonial ads version

    These are Girls profiles taken from a matrimonial website. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a Profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
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    Is your Daddy home

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss...
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    66 WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU

    1. Afrikaan -- Ek is life vir jou! 2. Albanian -- Te dua! 3. Amharic -- Afekrishalehou! 4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female ) Nohiboka ( female to male ) 5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem! 6. Basque -- Maite zaitut! 7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi! 8. Bosnian -- Volim...
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    Why girls are better than boys

    1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. 3. We never ejaculate prematurely. 4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 5. When we buy a vibrator...
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    Things to think about kids

    1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know "why" some animals eat their young. 4...
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    Living in 2009

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your...
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    Questions.... ?

    So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question.... Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my...
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    English Language

    Let's face it - English is a crazy language. In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall? Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport...
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    Murphy's laws on girls.....

    1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that 2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!! 3. The more the makeup, worse the looks... 4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your...
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    You Know you are having a bad day when..

    You Know you are having a bad day when... Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold. Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. You...
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    Men's Logic

    A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody." The judge turned...
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    Funny full forms of Big Companies

    1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds...
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    Things to think about kids

    1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know "why" some animals eat their young. 4...
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    Are You Ready to Have Children

    How To Know Whether You Are Ready to Have Children Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. ******* Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you maysubstitute roofing tacks)...
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    Funny Quotes

    Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa. One should love animals. - They are so tasty. Save water. - Shower with your girl friend. Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. Behind every...
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