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    ../~\..------Blu-Ray RIP Movies Collection------../~\..

    Watchmen 2009 BluRay 720p x264 DTS-WiKi THETRICAL VERSION 162 min (DC is 186 min ) PLOT In a gritty and alternate 1985 the glory days of costumed vigilantes have been brought to a close by a government crackdown, but after one of the masked veterans is brutally murdered an...
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    Some Stupid Jokes to make U Laugh

    ** An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!" **Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU, The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???" The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!" **An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why? He didn't want to talk to her!!! **A...
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    Thought about men

    Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? ******* Thought 2 The average man's life consists of ...
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    Insurance Salesman

    Peter walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!" "Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job." He was gone about...
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    Sweeter Sides of Life

    [1] Sweeter Sides of Life Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always." Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot’ n’Spicy, "Delicious anytime." Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice." Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip." [2] Better Dead than...
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    Honest answer

    Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... But we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some...
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    "my wife's expecting."

    A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting." "Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck." The following week the same soldier was back...
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    Secretary pregnant

    Santa in deep thaughts sitting calm, quite, Banta: what is wrong with you Santa Santa: please dont ask Banta: I am your child hood friend say to me. Santa: my seven year old son made my secretary pregnant """ Banta thats not possible No he did hows that possible he punctured...
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    Smiles from kids..

    The last one is classic! A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by grader one kids ("6 " year-olds)...
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    It's all about women

    1) What is the difference between women and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. ********** 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... ********** 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk...
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    POETIC RESIGNATION

    --------------- Employee Resignation --------------- The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL...
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    The Door Bell

    One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a...
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    I can't hear you !

    Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. He took Charlie aside and questioned him. Charlie said that he did not take any of...
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    The Truth about Men & Women

    Men: 1. All men are extremely busy 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them...
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    LITTLE JOHNNY: A DROP IN THE BUCKET

    One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water Hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water?" She...
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    Jackson Mourners in "Sri Lanka"

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    Love Lust & Marriage

    LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a...
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    THE LAW OF THE SEED

    Take a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the Tree, each with ten seeds. That's a lot of seeds! We might ask, "Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more Trees?" Nature has something to teach us here. It's telling us: "Most seeds never Grow. So if you...
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    Even God has a Sense of Humour!!

    God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity...

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