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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Simple Operation...

    A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?" He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'" "She was just...
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    Everything has a gender

    You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them...
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    Men and Difficult Woman

    A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may...
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    How to Make a Woman Happy

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. intelligent 5. a father 6. funny 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a good father 15. creative 16. a psychologist...
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    Live MJ's Memorial

    http://edition.cnn.com/video/fb/facebook.html?stream=stream1
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    How to Say I Love U in Ur Language

    1 Indian English - 143 2 English - I love you 3 Afrikaans - Ek het jou life 4 Albanian - Te dua 5 Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) 6 Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) 7 Armenian - Yes kez sirumen 8 Bambara - M'bi few 9 Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi 10 Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu 11 Bisaya -...
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    Things to think about kids

    1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know "why" some animals eat their young. 4...
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    Just for Laughs

    Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! ********** Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife...
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    Dog Logic

    The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than heloves himself. - Josh Billings The average dog is...
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    internet friendship proposals

    will u be my frinedship with me? plz?????? (ya sure) im all alone and in need of frinedship and friends. (ill gladly be ur friend if only you wud improve ur english) helelo i want friesship with u. (that reminds me of kkkkkiran) i want to be closed friend with u. (when were we open?) i want...
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    Appraisal letter : with encryption.....

    Dear Manager (HR), Vimal, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Vimal works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vimal never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given...
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    Doctor's Medical Certificate

    Doctor Certified i Certified that Mr. /Miss ________________ _ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe...
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    You Know you are having a bad day when...

    You Know you are having a bad day when... Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold. Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture...
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    Little girl with Grandpa

    A grandfather and granddaughter were sitting and talking when the young girl asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?" "Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?" "Yes, He did," the older man answered. For a few minutes, the...
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    A Cheating Wife

    A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse. The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?". The guy...
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    Snacks of Humor

    [1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college, But don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College! ******* [2] Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.) ******* [3] A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic Then why...
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    Family Problem

    Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. My father married my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's...
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    The Four Cats !

    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were . The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over...
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    Bathroom graffiti

    Bathroom graffiti # 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Bathroom graffiti # 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm...
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    Software Engineer and his wife

    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae...

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