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    Little Jonny & the Priest

    Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table". Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean. Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest". Next day he comes home a...
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    Little jonny & teacher

    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is...
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    Meaning of dreams

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book...
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    UNLUCKY YOUNG MAN

    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're...
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    The professor

    A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning...
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    attractive woman goes up to the bar

    A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you...
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    Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush

    One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then...
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    MUTHU STUNS SPC SESSIONS: FORCIBLY OCCUPIES CHAIRMAN'S SEAT

    The opening sessions of the Southern Provincial Council had to be adjourned almost immediately it began when the United People's Freedom Alliance member Nishantha Muthuhettigama forcibly occupied the Chairman's seat.:shocked: When the sessions began yesterday morning, Chief Minister of the...
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    Amisha Patel at Sumeen Singh & Gurpal Chawla's Wedding

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    Hot Sl Models

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    Youth arrested over web comments

    A resident of Alauwa was arrested by the Criminal Investigations Department over allegations of making offensive comments regarding the President and the Secretary of Defense on the web. The suspect remanded till the 6th of November by the Matale Magistrate. Political analyst said this move is a...
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    ජනපති ගැන අන්තර් ජාලයේ

    ජනපති ගැන අන්තර් ජාලයේ English Thread - http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5791882 ජනාධිපතිවරයාටත් ආරක්ෂක ලේකම්වරයාටත් හානිකරවන අදහසක් (comment) අන්තර් ජාලයේ පළ කිරීම පිළිබදව චෝදනා ලැබූ අලව්ව ප්‍රදේශයේ තරුණයකු අපරාධ පරීක්ෂණ දෙපාර්තමේන්තුව විසින් අත්අඩංගුවට ගෙන ඇත. මාතලේ...
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    රුබෙල්ලාවලින් එක්කෙනෙක් දෙන්නෙක් මැරුණ&a

    රුබෙල්ලාවලින් එක්කෙනෙක් දෙන්නෙක් මැරුණ&a රුබෙල්ලාවලින් එක්කෙනෙක් දෙන්නෙක් මැරුණට ගණන් ගන්න දෙයක් නෙමෙයි - පාලිත මහීපාල රුබෙල්ලා එන්නත මගින් අවාසනාවන්ත සිදුවීම් එකක් දෙකක් සිදුවූවත් එය එතරම් බියවීමට හේතුවක් නොවන බව නියෝජ්‍ය සෞඛ්‍ය සේවා අධ්‍යක්ෂ ජෙනරාල් පාලිත මහීපාල මහතා පවසයි. ඒ මහතා මේ බව...
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    MOST SEXY BABES OF BOLLYWOOD (Daily Updating)

    Check Last Page for Latest Updates.........! Check Other pages for more pictures...... Post your replies to keep this thread alive
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    Nice Cute Girl

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    :Aishwarya rai's hot stills

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    Jacqueline Fernandez Hot

    Sorry If repost
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    Praveena

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    How to Protect from Hackers ( Keyloggers)

    Keylogger spyware, also known as a keystroke logger, is a software application that captures and records each and every keystroke that is typed on your keyboard. Keylogger software was originally developed for positive, productive uses such as diagnosing problems with a computer system...
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    Buddika Pathirana Vs Sashendra rajapaksha

    Both are future leaders of our country. Sashendra rajapaksha 7VxT5eRYU1Y He topped the preferential voting list obtaining 136,697 votes in the recently concluded Uva Provincial Council Elections contesting from Moneragala District from the UPFA. Mr. Rajapaksa He is the son of Minister...

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