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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    A Man Who Knows His Math

    He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger...
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    Honest answer

    Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some...
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    Great One Liners

    1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax...
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    How the stock market works

    It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe...
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    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY

    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6 Is it a penal offence? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she...
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    9 Things I Hate

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ******** 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they...
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    HRD Notice of a company to employees!

    Dear STAFF, Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. *********** 1) TRANSPORTATION: It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well...
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    100 Cool Things About Being A Guy ( Guys are Best )

    1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Night Football. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80%...
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    Murphy's laws on girls.....

    1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that 2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!! 3. The more the makeup, worse the looks... 4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your...
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    Top Ten Reasons Why Eve Was Created

    10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and...
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    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY

    10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6 Is it a penal offence? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The...
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    Software engineer and his wife

    Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan...
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    TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

    1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax: PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI...
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    Never Argue With Kids

    My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming...
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    Equations

    SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada...
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    English -- Briton Vs Asian

    Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to- point, effective etc........ WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other...
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    Japan Fast Indian Very Very Fast

    There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!. After a...
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    Bank Robbery

    A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun ..... and robs the Bank!... But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line: "Did you see me rob this Bank?" The customer replies ....."YES" The bank robber...
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    40 Funny Quotes and Thoughts

    "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." "If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching...
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    US finance humor

    Some humor before the markets open!! 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno 3. The difference...

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