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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Oracle's Real-Life Q & A ( IT humor )

    Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. 'Parent keys not found!' Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. 'Duplicate value on index!' Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all? A. 'Value larger than specified precision!' Q. What if you try to have...
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    TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

    1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take...
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    Everything has a gender

    You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers...
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    funnny conversation ( Never Get Over )

    Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What''s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great. Let's hear it. Condi: Hu is the new leader...
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    Diary of a Blonde Wife

    *Monday:* Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine...
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    I am cute...!!!!

    Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! n ya... Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ...... I'm playing cards and...
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    10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

    Commandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. *********** Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep. *********** Commandment 3 Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand...
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    Your wife's rating to your Actions

    How to take care of your wife: In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is...
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    Prabhakaran is caught

    The unofficial information - prabhakaran is caught and executioned by SL forces.No confirmations yet.:D
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    New RS Acc

    Login: 7642809 Password: 45ayahuasca
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    Just Laugh

    1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer : "Ok." Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer : "No." Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer : "No." Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up...
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    Menna Magen Kattiyata RS Account ekak

    Kattiya mage RS acc hondada balanna acc ekak illuwane.Me e ayata Login: arkysfox Password: ebony123 Valid until: Mon, 13. Jul 2009
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    RS Premium for sale

    3 month valid RS Premium accounts for sale.Each acc Rs:500/= If u want add me on skype - dreamworks.naveen Yahoo - dreamworks_naveen Live - dreamworks_naveen
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    Come here to Complain to Dialog

    Kattiya dawalta net patta slow neda?Mama me danuth complain kala.TRC ekata dan complain karanna yanne,menna cont no: IT Divition No:276, Elvitigala Mawatha, Colombo 08 WP 0800 Sri Lanka 0112665522...
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    Wanted A Wife

    A news paper had a humour page with following matrimonials published in it. BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good...
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    No wonder men are happier

    What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO...
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    Night Out Permission Slip

    APPLICATION TO GO OUT AND RETURN LATE APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Time of return Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed: Should...
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    Law of .....

    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to...
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    Women dictionary

    Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes...
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    40 Funny Quotes and Thoughts

    "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." "If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching...

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